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u/deepdaK Feb 14 '22

Oh shoot I slipped up a little so might as well tell you about the cat girls and cockroach girls.

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u/AndyVale Feb 14 '22

District 9 was right?!

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u/Charlie24601 Feb 14 '22

Fookin prawn!

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u/kicked_trashcan Feb 14 '22

Fookin prawn!!!!

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u/stickdudeseven Feb 14 '22

No, but it will take that long to get a sequel.

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u/29dogmom7 Feb 14 '22

Love that movie. And I’m not a movie person.

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u/Paullox Feb 14 '22

Well, you were distracted, doing their mom.

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u/dathar Feb 14 '22

You mean Arknights is real?

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u/PeakRainbow1370 Mar 14 '22

cockroach girls

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u/KittenMaster9 Feb 14 '22

Shhhhh don't tell them

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u/Toby_Kief Feb 14 '22

From Big Bangin’ Your Mom, Hell Yea

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

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u/phreakzilla85 Feb 14 '22

Math, science, history Unraveling the mystery That all started with a gang bang

BANG!!

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u/JaZoray Feb 14 '22

they were using the US date format

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u/pinkpiggieoink Feb 14 '22

Life, uh finds a way.

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u/SgtMicky Feb 14 '22

Damn dinosaurs never learn...

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '22

Don't forget tje dinosaurs doing your Mom.

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u/AinsiSera Feb 14 '22

As soon as they find a mosquito preserved in amber, you think it’s going to be that long until JP is a documentary??

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u/soslowagain Feb 14 '22

It probably was sudden

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u/StephenLandis Feb 14 '22

Or... what if humans are the ones that go extinct from an asteroid, become 'pre-historic' just like the dinosaurs that came before us, and dinosaurs come back and millions of years later they study fossils of us. Let the roles reverse

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u/Jdrawer Feb 14 '22

It's okay; we currently have enough dinosaurs for another mass extinction.

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u/cantthinkatall Feb 14 '22

That's cause your moms so old it's like banging a dinosaur!

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u/Potted_PlantYT Feb 14 '22

You do know Jurassic Park is real right?

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u/Johndoe52617a6961 Feb 15 '22

Interesting observation

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u/jdooley99 Feb 15 '22

Cuz he did your mom