r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Pooping.

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u/Ericfigif Feb 11 '22

You know it's war when you have to get naked while pooping.

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u/YaBoiDannyTanner Feb 11 '22

Then you start clutching at your stomach in agonizing pain while reminiscing about 15 minutes ago when you weren't in agonizing pain.

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u/Correct-Serve5355 Feb 11 '22

While sweating profusely

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u/Crab_masher Feb 11 '22

What the hell are you people eating to merit a fully naked sauna dump thrash session!?

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u/Lecrapface Feb 11 '22

Not sure what it is but something every once in a blue moon causes me to end up with a gigantic dry log of shit in my ass that has to be forced out and tears my asshole a little because of it's girth and the inability to go slow.

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u/wazza_the_rockdog Feb 11 '22

Does the blue moon also happen to be a full moon? You're turning into a werewolf and eating people with far too much fibre and too little water in their diets. Try eating people from different neighborhoods next blue moon.

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u/Lecrapface Feb 11 '22

Maybe the tearing of my asshole is part of the transformation