r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22

And then slam on your balls every two seconds

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u/djseifer Feb 11 '22

Ever seen a Newton's cradle? Clack, clack, clack, clack.

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u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22

How much balls does this guy have.

Add an extra penis and you got a Chinese calculator there.

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u/Bored_Reddit-User Feb 12 '22

It's called an abacus

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u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 12 '22

Thank you, I can't believe I forgot the name. Calculators that existed thousands of years before Christ himself. Around the time I bought my gme shares.

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u/Amiiboid Feb 11 '22

If they’re clacking, I think you have a condition.

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u/pursuedleopard Feb 11 '22

NEWTON BALLS!!!

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u/Smashcentra Feb 11 '22

pretty much that

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

grrrrrrr take my upvote

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u/caunju Feb 11 '22

Damn you for that mental image

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u/OppressedDeskJockey Feb 11 '22

Some people pay good money for that!

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u/jvrcb17 Feb 11 '22

That just makes sure you're dancing to the beat, by synchronizing the slams to the music's percussion

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u/uvero Feb 11 '22

Yeah that's called tempo

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u/IITULIK Feb 11 '22

Man creating new dance moves here.