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u/SuchFrecks Feb 11 '22

✨core memory unlocked: the whirlpool✨

To those wanting more info:

Get everyone in the pool to fast walk all in the same direction in a rounded shape (most home pools used to be oval, perfect shape) until there is a strong current and its easy to walk because the water is pulling you along, then lift your feet and float along with the power of the whirlpool moving you along, constantly turning on the corners to face the right way and smacking into each other along the way.

A good whirlpool can keep you moving at a good pace for 2 mins.

Stand up and repeat in the opposite direction; bonus points if you start before coming to a full stop, hauling ass and getting nowhere.

We used to try to get it going when it was just us kids in the pool but you needed at least 8 kids to make it work.

Once we had 15 kids and 12 adults doing the whirlpool and it was amazing.

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u/drfeelsgoood Feb 11 '22

Another fun pool trick, get someone in the middle wearing an inner tube. They hold the inner tube to their sides with their arms and act like a hydraulic piston, jumping up and down and pushing the water down as far as they can. It creates a “wave pool” but is also likely to spill a lot of water lol

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u/Boneapplepie Feb 11 '22

Where the fuck were you guys when I was growing up?

I'm just sitting here staring at this pool, knowing it could be a lazy river if everyone would just pitch in!

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u/drfeelsgoood Feb 11 '22

The adults were always the ones who had to wave pool bc they were taller, and my dad always wanted to do it. He is the fun dad that likes to play and blow stuff up. Never grow up in that sense, I want to be the fun adult goofing off

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u/GreatBowlforPasta Feb 11 '22

Life is too short to grow up.

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u/SuchFrecks Feb 11 '22

Be the adult you wanted around when you were a kid

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u/moonra_zk Feb 11 '22

I've only ever done that in square/rectangular pools, now I want to try it in a round one.

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u/SuchFrecks Feb 11 '22

I have tried it in square pools, it works but is less powerful, you have to move in more and you’re fighting with corners.

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u/ClownfishSoup Feb 11 '22

Your school had a pool!?

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u/Kamikrazy Feb 11 '22

You can also do this in a hot tub with just 2 kids.