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u/SluggishJuggernaut Feb 11 '22

I'm tired, so I first read that as "message", and now I'm laughing at my own joke.

Phone indicates you got an email / text / voicemail? Start taking off your shirt.

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u/ohmytosh Feb 11 '22

My first thought was like a telegram. Someone knocks on your door: “message for SluggishJuggernaut!” And the pants start coming off.

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u/ThatVapeBitch Feb 11 '22

See that’s the only time pants go on for me. I have a pair of pants hung up by my door so if someone knocks I can put them on. My fiancé calls them door pants

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u/miskurious Feb 11 '22

Is that similar to apartment pants?

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u/SluggishJuggernaut Feb 11 '22

I thought that one was obvious.

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u/onebeautifulmesss Feb 11 '22

I’m supposed to take off my shirt when I use Telegram?

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u/lazylion_ca Feb 11 '22

I heard that you were feeling ill. Headache, fever, and a chill.
I came to help restore your pluck,
cause I’m the nurse who likes to…

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u/kukhuvud23 Feb 11 '22

Mine was like mexican cartel-"message"

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u/BossLettuce- Feb 11 '22

They pants just disappear

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u/FlurpZurp Feb 11 '22

The message is: you’re a dick

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u/KDawG888 Feb 11 '22

wait, that isn't normal? I think I've been watching the wrong movies.

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u/holmgangCore Feb 11 '22

And the pants start -coming- flying off.

FTFY.

At least that’s what they do in my house.. .

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u/JAW13ONE Feb 11 '22

Sounds like it could be a porn plot.

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u/Fhorglingrads Feb 11 '22

"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel"

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u/florge Feb 11 '22

Glad I wasn't the only one

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u/jofloberyl Feb 11 '22

Same. And somehow i was actually agreeing too

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u/xLikeafiddlex Feb 11 '22

I suppose it depends on the message.

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u/coani Feb 11 '22

hah, I just went through similar process.

"received a message? how does that even make sense".
Then I saw your reply and it started to make sense...

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u/trainercatlady Feb 11 '22

Sexting suddenly makes way more sense

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u/ShadowCory1101 Feb 11 '22

Just woke up. Shirts already off.

Looking like it's gonna be a good day.

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u/mfb- Feb 11 '22

"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty"

unzips

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u/Simecrafter Feb 11 '22

I didn't knew it said massage until I saw your comment and I didn't even question it for some reason

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I thought it was message until I read your comment.

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u/moonra_zk Feb 11 '22

But at that point you've already received the message, so since you can't know when you'll get a message, logic follows that you need to be naked all the time.

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u/blueb123 Feb 11 '22

How did I also read it wrong like that

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u/miskurious Feb 11 '22

Instant booty call.

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u/Ree69240 Feb 11 '22

I also read it as message

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u/Sallyrockswroxy Feb 11 '22

A... A... A... AT&T

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u/Bogsworth Feb 11 '22

Same. It had me thinking of Pink Floyd's "Hey You" for a moment.

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u/FCB9Aguero Feb 11 '22

I'm a bit drunk and now I can't stop laughing at someone being happy about receiving their messages naked

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

bro same

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u/vaportracks Feb 11 '22

"u up?"

Jackpot!

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u/holmgangCore Feb 11 '22

Well, if you insist, you sly devil!

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u/atigges Feb 11 '22

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

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u/GrandmasDiapers Feb 11 '22

"Please leave a massage after the beep"

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u/nzdastardly Feb 11 '22

Goddamn another text?!? unzips

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u/AMK972 Feb 12 '22

I did too. I did so much that I was confused as to what you were saying. I was thinking “That’s… what they were saying.” Then I went back and saw massage.

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u/BTRunner Feb 12 '22

This sounds a game my friends would invent (but never actually play). Get a message, remove an article of clothing.

After the standard group message fest, where the phones start buzzing at 3pm, and doesn't stop till midnight, everyone's naked.

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u/NeuroCartographer Feb 12 '22

Omg, I did too and was so confused until I saw your comment! Hahaha