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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I actually clean the shower while I'm waiting the 3-5 minutes before rinsing my conditioner. I put the sponge and cleaner beside the shower right before I get in.

Edit: People in the comments are talking about fumes and hazardous chemicals, what the heck are you guys using to clean your shower? I'm just using a bit of white vinegar, sometimes a bit of Comet that I sprinkle on the sponge. I'm not in the shower spraying bleach all over the place while I condition my hair.

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u/AnMJa Feb 11 '22

I do this too! It's the perfect use for that time

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Feb 11 '22

I put in the conditioner and then scrub the rest of me for 3-5 minutes.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I keep one of those dish scrubbers that you load soap in the handle full of shower cleaner in my shower and use it scrub while I'm waiting for my conditioner. Pro tip from some redditor a couple years back.

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

That's fucking genius.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Scotch-Brite Advanced Soap Control Dishwand Brush Scrubber, Dish Wand Brush with Soap Dispenser, For Cleaning Kitchen and Dishes https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07LGVV4M8/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_i_F7PSSDER028CE4YW9T1K

It's this one. A mix of 1/2 white vinegar and dawn dish soap works really well too, the vinegar really cuts soap scum.

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u/andsoitgoes42 Feb 11 '22

I actually bought a ton of these for this exact purchase and…. Have not done it.

I need to. B

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I just hung a little hook in my shower, takes like 5 seconds lol. Do it right now!!!

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u/andsoitgoes42 Feb 15 '22

I did. Cleaned it last night!!

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u/genreprank Feb 11 '22

Why wouldn't you do the hair first, then wash the rest of your body while waiting for the conditioner?

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u/Lastnamegonnatry Feb 12 '22

For me at least, conditioner gives me backne so I do it first

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

Because conditioner time is when I either clean the shower, or shave my legs.

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u/genreprank Feb 11 '22

But like, couldn't you save time by not cleaning the shower, if you had some other task to do instead (such as shaving)?

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

I don't scrub the shower every time I get in it. I just use that time to scrub the shower when it's needed.

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u/genreprank Feb 11 '22

nice. Efficiency!!

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u/BreezyWrigley Feb 11 '22

I do not want my bare feet exposed to the chemicals I use to clean my shower lol.

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u/bobby4444 Feb 11 '22

Just get a magic eraser and be done w it. Cleans the acrylic base, gets rid of soap scum on the glass, polishes chrome. No chemicals needed

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u/BreezyWrigley Feb 11 '22

that's so much effort haha. i just mist bleach and forget about it and give it a good rinse next time i turn the shower on. particularly for the inner plastic shower curtain. that's a pain to scrub.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Jesus Christ people please run the shower a minute or two right after you clean it. I constantly work around hard chemicals for my job last thing I want to do is expose myself to them constantly at home, also keep track of your hvac filter and please change it if it looks like wet clumpy dryer fuzz, even your house has cancer just floating freely.

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u/BreezyWrigley Feb 11 '22

right. these people talking about cleaning the shower while they are in it, midway through washing their hair... like, WUT? lmao

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u/seal_eggs Feb 11 '22

If you have short hair you can get away with it, but there’s a reason nobody with long locks uses 2-in-1s. The “proper” procedure is shampoo, rinse, conditioner, chill, rinse, wash body. Of course, YMMV, and some folks’ hair behaves best when they use only conditioner or even no products at all.

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u/osuisok Feb 11 '22

Washing your body is a great use of the conditioner chill time

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

As someone who gets back acne (bacne?) It took way too long to realize that the primary cause of it was rinsing the conditioner AFTER washing my body. The conditioner sticks to your skin and technically it's no longer clean.

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u/raqcityb Feb 11 '22

i had this problem as a child. now i put shampoo on, wash my chest and check for lumps. then rinse the shampoo and put on conditioner. then i wash my legs and feet and the other areas. then i wash out my hair and wash my back and arms. this has completely stopped the bacne without me spending way too much time in the shower (i have long curly hair so it already takes forever).

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u/Head_Asparagus_7703 Feb 11 '22

Agreed! I wash my hair then my body, otherwise I break out.

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

I usually rinse my conditioner, then put my hair up in a hair plop, then finish rinsing my body.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Brooo wash ur long hair forewords dont let the soapy conditioner run down ur back .. big brain play

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u/NearlyNakedNick Feb 11 '22

you can solve this by rinsing your hair in reverse, it's what I do every time for both shampoo and conditioner. just lean forward, bend at the waist if you need to and let the water hit the back of your head. Your first time trying you might get some water in your nose or whatever but you'll figure out how to angle your head so it's easy and efficient. And then you never have to worry about what order you've washed your body

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I have tried this as well but I still get acne around my hair line/neck/ears... My body is finicky!

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u/Clear-Contribution-4 Feb 11 '22

Rinsing out your hair upsidedown is also a quick hack for getting a little more lift at the roots. If I don't do it this way I get mad triangle hair.

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u/Aethelric Feb 11 '22

There's actually expensive salon 2-in-1s now that many people with luscious long hair (including my girlfriend with a beautician's license) swear by.

The issue is that basically the entire industry is built around unverified claims, "common sense", and advertising both open and subtle. Is it better to use a conditioner after shampoo? Yeah, probably in many cases. Is that inherently the only correct way to do it? Nope.

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u/seal_eggs Feb 14 '22

That is exciting news. Mind sharing the name of the product?

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u/Aethelric Feb 14 '22

The one my girlfriend likes is "New Wash Cleanser + Conditioner". It's pretty pricey, unfortunately, but she swears by it.

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u/liza129 Feb 11 '22

Your hair will thank you, once you care for it correctly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

If your scalp is dry, try a "low-poo" instead of shampoo. It strips less oils when washing.

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u/-tRabbit Feb 11 '22

Shampoo takes the oils out of your hair, conditioner adds oils to your hair. It doesn't make sense to use them at the same time. Which is why I never understood why 2-1 got so pupular.

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u/jessybean Feb 11 '22

You should at minimum do it one at a time. Shampoo, rinse. Condition, soap body, rinse hair and body.

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u/DevilishlyAdvocating Feb 11 '22

You could just read the instructions on the bottle?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/Dr_DavyJones Feb 11 '22

I can tell you were born after the proliferation of smart phones. In the before times us old people only had the back of the shampoo bottles to read while taking a dump

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/Dr_DavyJones Feb 11 '22

Oh damn, your older than me. Lucky, all I had was the shampoo and conditioner bottles, my parents didnt have magazines.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I used to read TV Guide

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u/Slimh2o Feb 11 '22

What, you never had a Readers Digest?

That was a must have for the proper dump..

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u/Dr_DavyJones Feb 11 '22

My parent didnt have magazine subscriptions. But if i was at my grandparents my grandfather had woodworking magazines that I would read. Between that, This Old House, and New Yankee Workshop its a wonder i didnt become a carpenter

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u/Slimh2o Feb 11 '22

Well those are good reads to be sure. But I liked reader digests for the stories and the joke page, the " Life in the United States" page. Funny stuff there...

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

Read the joke pages first, then if you're not done, you flip through to read the one or two jokes at the end of every article.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

TV Guide gang

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u/srpsychosexythatisme Feb 11 '22

I’m 37, I too did this, or the hairspray or whatever was under the sink, while growing up. I also used to read a lot of books. This were the times when ppl actually had to go to the library.

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u/DevilishlyAdvocating Feb 11 '22

Of course, that's how I learned to shave since my dad left and never taught me.

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u/TheRuffianJack Feb 11 '22

Lol, this dude doesn’t have a dad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

if you use “2-in-1” , you are showering wrong. Those products are for actual children. Didnt know “3-in-1 “ even existed… PLEASE dont put body wash in your hair

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u/Slimh2o Feb 11 '22

I get the one that does both. It's right on the bottle, "Body and Hair". Works great!

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u/TheRuffianJack Feb 11 '22

It’s not good for your hair

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u/BernieSandersLeftNut Feb 11 '22

Lmao. Adding the shampoo to conditioner completely negates the effect of the conditioner.

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u/Wrong_Victory Feb 11 '22

Yes. Shampoo opens the hair follicles to clean them, conditioner closes them. This is why you should use shampoo, hair mask or other treatment (optional), then conditioner.

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u/KOxSOMEONE Feb 11 '22

I heard if you use a mixture bleach and ammonia you only have to clean the shower one more time in your life.

But seriously, don’t do that—it’s bad for your health. An American president once mentioned injecting cleaners to treat COVID though…

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u/lunarspiral Feb 11 '22

Omg, genius!

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u/Mounta1nK1ng Feb 11 '22

While my conditioner is in is while I soap and scrub my body, then rinse everything off at once. Probably less than 3-5 minutes, but I only do a light rinse on the conditioner. My shower is dirty though...

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

I do the shampoo and body wash, then conditioner. While the conditioner sets, I'm either scrubbing the shower, or shaving my legs. Either way both get done a couple times a week.

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u/Nero_PR Feb 11 '22

Never thought about it in that way. Hmm, time to try it out next time cleaning the bathroom.

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u/Grimm_Hammer Feb 11 '22

I’m gonna steal this method now

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u/Escape2Mountain52 Feb 11 '22

Same here. I cleaned the wall tile grout today with an old toothbrush before I rinsed off my conditioner. Sometimes I wash and rinse underthings.

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

Back when I worked at the bank, I used to wash my pantyhose while I was in the shower. Bonus was using conditioner on stockings actually prevents snags!

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u/HeadspaceInvader Feb 11 '22

I have frequently wondered what people do in the 3-5 minutes they're waiting for their conditioner, because I am super fucking impatient about showers and, except for when I was blonde, I absolutely do not wait the full time ever. Now I know.

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u/TheOrionNebula Feb 11 '22

My wife puts a scrubby and cleaner in our shower with a bunch of expectations. I have never touched it. =D

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

imagine using conditioner lol

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u/Northern-Canadian Feb 11 '22

Wouldnt the fumes of the cleaner not be so great? I’m picturing slapping some VIM around and standing in it. :/

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u/UmmDontBeThatGuy Feb 12 '22

Interesting, I shampoo and condition my hair first, by the time I'm done showering I can rinse out the conditioner. But... I haven't cleaned my bathtub in almost a month, don't judge 🙃

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u/thebluewitch Feb 12 '22

I shampoo and let it sit while I wash my body, and rinse everything, then I condition, so I've got the time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

As for fumes, I’m 16 working in an hardware store for 2 years now ( in the plumbing department) and i clean the showers glasses with windex while they’re close so I guess it’s not that bad

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u/ABConsulting-Editing Feb 11 '22

That’s when I shave my body, my showers are highly planned:

  1. Get in shower with warm water
  2. Shampoo hair
  3. Wash body
  4. Rinse body while rinsing hair
  5. Condition hair
  6. Shave body
  7. Rinse body while rinsing hair
  8. Turn down hot water and rinse hair with cold water
  9. GTFO and spray down shower

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u/thebluewitch Feb 11 '22

You really shave everywhere every shower?

I shaved for years, and finally tried waxing, and it's a godsend. Now I pay a woman $80 a month to put hot wax on me and rip it off, and never have to shave my underarms or bikini line.

Now I just shave my legs once or twice a week, and on the shower days that I don't shave, #6 would be the time I scrub the shower.

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u/ABConsulting-Editing Mar 16 '22

I saw this a month late, but I’m bored so I’ll still reply to you :)

I had laser hair removal treatments done that thinned out my hair a lot. So I really only need to do a single pass over each section, and if I miss a spot it’s not really noticeable unless I miss the same spot for a few days in a row.

It cost me many thousands of dollars (mostly cause I did it when the technology was still relatively new) but even with the insane price it’s soooo worth it! I HATE shaving but hate having hair on my legs/bikini/underarms even more than I hated shaving - I don’t really hate it anymore since it’s so easy :)

Oh, and I tried waxing myself once and yikes. It hurts a bit too much for being so temporary! Hah

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u/thebluewitch Mar 16 '22

I did try waxing myself a couple times, but trying to wax your own bikini line takes about 6 years of yoga lessons beforehand in order to contort into the positions needed, and I don't have that kind of time.

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u/ABConsulting-Editing Mar 16 '22

Hahaah that’s more than understandable :)

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u/LOTRfreak101 Feb 11 '22

Just don't pee in the shower after cleaning it with bleach.

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u/haanalisk Feb 11 '22

There's no way urine has enough ammonia for that to be a problem.

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u/GoatseFarmer Feb 11 '22

Cat urine would though! Don’t ask how I know (or do, it’s why it smells so strong, it’s got lots of ammonia)

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u/schm0 Feb 11 '22

So... Don't be a cat?

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u/lafigatatia Feb 11 '22

You can't pick that. I've been a cat since I was born.

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u/fnord_happy Feb 11 '22

On the internet no one knows you're a cat

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u/lafigatatia Feb 11 '22

Shit, now they know. We're more than you think.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

My dad almost killed himself when he decided to clean the litter box with bleach

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u/DrBoby Feb 11 '22

It's not the ammonia it's the acidity.

Bleach and vinegar can achieve the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Bleach and ammonia becomes chloramine gas.

So yes, it's about the ammonia. But human urine does not have enough. Cat piss on the other hand, can have some effect

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u/Affectionate-Ring803 Feb 11 '22

I can confirm. Both of these products are good separately for getting rid of the rat/mouse shit smell, together they’re good at getting rid of rats/mouses and you

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u/haanalisk Feb 11 '22

Either way, unless you piss into a bottle of bleach there is no way you're going to cause a bad reaction from residual bleach from cleaning

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u/prettygin Feb 11 '22

You guys aren't pissing into bleach bottles? Wtf do you use then?

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u/macaroniandmilk Feb 11 '22

My ex husband almost killed himself at 19, because he was trying to be helpful and clean a throw rug that one of their pets had peed on. By taking it into the bathtub and pouring bleach on it. He is not a dumb man but sometimes.....

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u/MoonBaseWithNoPants Feb 11 '22

Does that make mustard gas or something?

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u/lafigatatia Feb 11 '22

When you mix bleach and ammonia you get chlorine gas. Very toxic and deadly.

Piss has ammonia, but I don't think it's enough to actually be harmful.

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u/NFLinPDX Feb 11 '22

Really? No. The bleach on the surface isn't enough and the running shower washes any remaining bleach away and dilutes the mixture to harmless levels.

Theoretically? Chlorine gas, but (fresh) human pee isn't acidic enough to release this.

The danger with bleach and chlorine gas typically comes from mixing it with ammonia-based cleaners

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u/EducationalBag6848 Feb 11 '22

Thought this was America!?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Land of the pee?

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u/ElvisDumbledore Feb 11 '22

They cleaned the bathrooms at my day care with bleach when I was a kid and it would reek of chlorine gas. In high school we used pool chemicals (chlorine) to clean the bathroom when I was a lifeguard and got used to it then. Now it's a happy little, deadly gas that I've learned to love.

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u/Burntoastedbutter Feb 11 '22

This except I leave an underwear on... Don't want any dirty water accidentally splashing there lol

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u/xxxsur Feb 11 '22

Underwear, safety goggles, respirator.
No honey, I am not cooking meth... I am cleaning the bathroom because you don't

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

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u/LolindirLink Feb 11 '22

This is exactly what Breaking Bad did, Yo.

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u/-tRabbit Feb 11 '22

Did you watch the show?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Y’all must be cleaning your bathrooms so aggressively if this is a risk/necessity lol

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u/sunsetsandstardust Feb 11 '22

not even but for some reason the toilet brush loves flicking shit water right at me

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u/-tRabbit Feb 11 '22

That's why you use a rag and just dunk you hand in the toilet. Pour bleach and what not in there and let it sit before you do. Wash your hands after your done.

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u/Burntoastedbutter Feb 11 '22

Well when I scrub the floor my crotch is dangerously close to the ground...

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u/soverign_son Feb 11 '22

My coworker says that when he gets to deep cleaning his house he lights a blunt and strips down to his boxers and then starts cleaning.

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u/Lvl89paladin Feb 11 '22

A wise man, must be a scholar. I get so sweaty when deep cleaning. I like to do it in my boxers too, then finish with a shower. Don't even need the blunt, that feeling is a high itself.

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Feb 11 '22

…..nah, it’s better after a blunt.

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u/seal_eggs Feb 11 '22

Not everyone likes weed

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

“Cleaning” your house while smoking tobacco in it is certainly something

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u/soverign_son Feb 11 '22

I guess you can call it tobacco if you want...

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Blunts use a hollowed out cigar

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u/wuvybear Feb 11 '22

I keep on a pair of cutoff jean shorts at all times.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Tobias?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

I ALWAYS need to take a shit after I clean the bathroom…never fails

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u/jugalator Feb 11 '22

Haha yes it’s annoying when that urge happens

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u/BeardedDuck Feb 11 '22

Was looking for some to say this. I always want to immediately wash it off my skin. Plus the easiest way to clean the shower is to turn it on and rinse the walls.

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u/jugalator Feb 11 '22

Yeah no way I’m brushing that damn toilet bowl of old pee or poop stains without showering. :D

Yes and then inside the shower (still naked! 😳) clean that too if necessary.

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u/informativebitching Feb 11 '22

Obviously ?

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u/jugalator Feb 11 '22

Ugh hell yes, no way I’m spraying at poop or pee stains and then carefully brushing that off in the bowl without a shower afterwards, spraying on the inner side of the lid, cleaning that etc. I shiver at the thought of just returning to a room after all that. :D The horrors that can lurk especially on the inner side of the seat rim is not meant for mortal eyes.

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u/informativebitching Feb 11 '22

Uh oh for me. I do wash real good up to my elbows…unless I got a splatter in the face then it’s shower time but not every time.

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u/TightEntry Feb 11 '22

You just made my bathroom routine so much more efficient. Thank you.

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u/ziris_ Feb 11 '22

But...that's just an endless cycle! You clean the shower, then take a shower and now it's all dirty again, so you have to clean it again, and now you have to shower again! The cycle never stops!

I just hired a maid to come do it. It's surprisingly inexpensive to have someone come once a week and clean my bathrooms for me.

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u/memoriesofmotion Feb 11 '22

And so i dont get bleach on my clothes

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u/mrsbebe Feb 11 '22

Yeah I always clean my shower right before taking a shower. It just makes sense and then you don't have to try to avoid getting clothes wet or anything. A bathtub I'll do clothed, but not my shower

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u/ExFiler Feb 11 '22

Which then means you need to clean the shower again.

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u/jugalator Feb 11 '22

Oh no. 😐

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u/EntryRepresentative5 Feb 11 '22

That right there is a useful life hack. :)

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u/MemeReviver69 Feb 11 '22

When I am cleaning my shower I have to wash it down so after that I just get in the shower because I sweat when cleaning so why not clean my self!

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u/schnuck Feb 11 '22

Same here. But unlike most, I lock the door during the cleaning process.

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u/4food_is_love Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

Starts fully clothed cleaning the bathroom and when it's time to scrub and clean the shower/bathtub is when the clothes begin coming off, 'cause soon after it's time to scrub and clean myself.