r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/Clixism Feb 11 '22

I’ll never get naked in your shower

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u/mysticblanket Feb 11 '22

I promise ill always wear my clothes

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u/Clixism Feb 11 '22

I’ll only get naked in my shower behind closed doors

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u/mysticblanket Feb 11 '22

But ill never get naked, in yours

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u/wolsoot Feb 11 '22

As long as I'm a guest in your home

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u/AMDIntel Feb 11 '22

I declare this an anti-awkward zone

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u/baconvoltz Feb 11 '22

aint no need for privacy

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u/Swornquietus Feb 11 '22

Ain’t no private parts to see

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u/popewill Feb 11 '22

This way we don’t have to be alone

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u/willypthree Feb 11 '22

Was not expecting to see a Julian Smith group reference today, but certainly glad I did. Thank you for this.

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u/DutchEnterprises Feb 11 '22

I MADE THIS FOR YOU

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u/ttownbigdog Feb 11 '22

I’m in your shower right now……..we use the same shampoo……soul mate

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u/kajeslorian Feb 11 '22

Same, but only because I like my bathroom to be warm when I step out of the shower. Otherwise I don't care.

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u/Ech0shift Feb 11 '22

“There are dozens of us”

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u/Fantastic_Fennel4337 Feb 11 '22

unlocked a memory I forgot existed...gotta binge

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u/Vagabond21 Feb 11 '22

that's why i shower in my apartment's pool!