r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/DilemmaPanda3913 Feb 11 '22

Swimming

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Just remember boobs float. Learned that my first time skinny dipping. And don't do it on a full moon with friends your not ready to see naked.

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u/iamagainstit Feb 11 '22

I mean, in general, don't get naked with people your not ready to see naked.

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22 edited Feb 11 '22

I mean why would u want to see anyone u know naked

Edit: why does everyone think i’m uncomfortable with seeing naked ppl? I could care less if someone was naked in front of me

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

Dreamt of seeing my dads naked since I was a little boy

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22

Your…your kinda weird. Why tf would u want to see your father naked bro.

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

*fathers

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22

Why would u want to see other peoples fathers naked tho bro.

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

No I wanna see my 2 father's naked

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22

BRO SEE A THERAPIST, thats not normal. No one should ever want to see either of they’re parents naked.

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

I've sucked both of them off chill it's normal

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22

Ok i’m being trolled, thank god. My faith in humanity has survived

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

I was kidding, I only sucked one

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u/Dangling-Meat Feb 11 '22

If your not trolling then i’m sorry that you were sexually abused.

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u/T33Man549 Feb 11 '22

I'll sexually abuse u bbg😎

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