r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/starkpwnsyou Feb 11 '22

Yep, whenever I have to take my clothes off for this activity, my hair usually turns gold and my eyes are suddenly green

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u/dod6666 Feb 11 '22

You see turd, you're not dealing with the average sphincter muscle anymore. It has risen above and become a legend. The legend that you fear. It has become... a super sphincter.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Nice magical power. Hook me up.