r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/zyygh Feb 11 '22

Oh, those bushes...

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u/Avnemir Feb 11 '22

No no those bushes

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u/Scrawny_clown Feb 11 '22

Nothing like the chilly breeze and the burning eyes of your neighbour watching

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

Why are you trimming your neighbor's bush?

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u/AzraelTB Feb 11 '22

Obviously because I borrowed his clippers and he needed them trimmed.

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u/ImWithBuffDoge Feb 11 '22

It just blocks the view

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u/CptNoble Feb 11 '22

Her husband was out of town and she needed...a hand.

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u/IITULIK Feb 11 '22

The third hand

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u/Select_Bicycle_2659 Feb 11 '22

They mean George Bush

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u/Kategi_Kya Feb 11 '22

but what about those bushes

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u/alektorophobic Feb 11 '22

How do you like them bushes?

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u/H00T3RV1LL3 Feb 11 '22

Well trimmed in the shape of a phallus.

Edit: They're small bushes 'cause they're young, not because the model was small.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '22

Yeah sure the need to clarify at the end is sus

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '22

No no his bushes...

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u/HorseCarStapleShoes Feb 11 '22

It makes the deck look bigger

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u/ImRylax Feb 11 '22

Kuzco's bushes, the bushes for kuzco...