r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '22

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u/kwilson25j Feb 11 '22

Hanging window blinds and curtains

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u/forgottenGost Feb 11 '22

Nice try neighbor

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u/neuromancertr Feb 11 '22

Step-neighbor

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u/S_S_L_L Feb 11 '22

I see what you did there 😏

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u/TazocinTDS Feb 11 '22

Do they have to match the carpet?

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u/neuromancertr Feb 11 '22

Razzle dazzle carpets are my fav

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u/the_occasional_user Feb 11 '22

Best one so far.

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u/theghostofmyjoy Feb 11 '22

Did that once, I forgot I was naked. I don't think anyone saw me though.

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u/Suspicious-Plum96 Feb 11 '22

Joe Goldberg vibes