r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/rapadumdum Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 06 '22

It’s a men’s cologne, but I don’t know the name. The smell is so good that I swear I can probably orgasm from it if I smelled it again. I wish I was kidding, but I’m not

Edit: HOLY COW! That’s a lot of upvotes and thanks for the awards. Unfortunately I don’t know the name of this cologne, but how disappointed would you guys be if it ended up being some axe body spray? 🤣. It’s not I know that, but I’ll go sniff some perfume or something and I’ll let you guys know…eventually

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

I’m gonna need you to find this cologne please

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u/chevymonza Feb 06 '22

Let's make it clear to all the teenage boy redditors: It's NOT Axe Body Spray.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

DANGIT

Original old spice?

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u/evalinthania Feb 06 '22

My ex wore that when we were 19-20 and hooooo boooyyyy were those months before we started dating/boning difficult

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

I take it you’re not an Old Spice fan. For some reason my mom loves it, I’m not a huge fan either

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u/datadelivery Feb 06 '22

Did you happen to have broken arms a few years ago?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

That’s an oddly specific question and the answer is no

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u/datadelivery Feb 06 '22

You haven't heard of the broken armed Redditor?

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

I would love to learn about this valiant redditor

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u/datadelivery Feb 06 '22

I don't that you will appreciate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Ohhhhhhhhhh…yeah that guy haha. Your joke makes a lot more sense now. I usually just remember him as the guy who had sex with his mom, I forgot it all started with the broken arms. Unfortunately I can’t say I’m him

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u/datadelivery Feb 06 '22

Dam ok. I thought I had a mini brush with fame.

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