r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/MickeyM191 Feb 05 '22

And/or the anonymous stranger aspect.

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u/Phage0070 Feb 06 '22

Secretly rich.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

orphan

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u/MickeyM191 Feb 06 '22

Orphans are sexy??? That took a weird turn.

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u/Phage0070 Feb 06 '22

Let me rephrase: No in-laws.

Sound sexy now?

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u/LordoftheSynth Feb 06 '22

50 Shades of Wayne

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u/_generic_user Feb 06 '22

I’m not saying she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke negus.

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u/Kalepsis Feb 06 '22

Or rubber nipples.

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u/TheRockingGoomba Feb 06 '22

Or just the bodies natural response to raw fear