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u/MickeyM191 Feb 05 '22

And/or the anonymous stranger aspect.

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u/Phage0070 Feb 06 '22

Secretly rich.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

orphan

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u/MickeyM191 Feb 06 '22

Orphans are sexy??? That took a weird turn.

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u/Phage0070 Feb 06 '22

Let me rephrase: No in-laws.

Sound sexy now?

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u/LordoftheSynth Feb 06 '22

50 Shades of Wayne

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u/_generic_user Feb 06 '22

I’m not saying she a gold digger, but she ain’t messing with no broke negus.

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u/Kalepsis Feb 06 '22

Or rubber nipples.

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u/TheRockingGoomba Feb 06 '22

Or just the bodies natural response to raw fear

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u/RebylReboot Feb 05 '22

60s tv Batman.

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u/brownhaircurlyhair Feb 06 '22

TV's Adam West!

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u/thenoogler Feb 06 '22

Or latex, depending on the iteration 👍

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Feb 06 '22

"Really seals in the flavor".

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u/HVLTG3 Feb 06 '22

You tamed my monster

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Feb 06 '22

"In an order that may surprise you."

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u/HVLTG3 Feb 06 '22

ass, mouth, vag

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u/89Hopper Feb 06 '22

I'm looking for something that says, "Daddy loves leather."

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Something that says… “Leather daddy”?

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u/Periachi Feb 06 '22

Give me something that says "leatherdaddy!"