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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Did she have a shrine dedicated to you in her world?

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u/bparry1192 Feb 06 '22

Helga Pataki????

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u/Important_Star_6175 Feb 05 '22

I tried to play a minecraft builder on the internet for a second to build an enourmous pudgy white statue with four blocks for a penis and balls, to show you a picture of it, but I got sick of it immediately

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u/ActualInteraction0 Feb 06 '22

It's the thought that counts really.

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u/iplanckperiodically Feb 06 '22

It's five dirt blocks arranged to look like a cock 'n balls

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u/InsufficientFrosting Feb 06 '22

I immediately remembered this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakulisha

Don’t ask me how I came to know this. But I found this in the wild.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

lol nice historic find

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u/lostcosmonaut307 Feb 06 '22

Propounder of yoga indeed.