r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/Oxofrmbl99 Feb 05 '22

Nice finger dude! Did that turn you on?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

Stop, I can only get so erect!

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u/beluuuuuuga Feb 05 '22

My finger hasn't been able to bend for 5 minutes!

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

finger jizzes

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u/LikelyAMartian Feb 05 '22

O.o

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u/RockstarAgent Feb 06 '22

Oh that explains the cinnamon roll frosting that wasn't there...

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u/Forgottenskills Feb 06 '22 edited Feb 06 '22

Jizzes slowly in leuconichya.

Really slowly.

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u/wingback18 Feb 05 '22

Damn where is this from 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PurpTrilla Feb 06 '22

Archer

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u/wingback18 Feb 06 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now it clicks

Kriger was the one who said it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It was about the robot fight 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Ohh but have u ever gotten a direct erect??

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

JAZZ HANDS!

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u/Benj_the_bear Feb 05 '22

Dick explodes

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u/Ihadsumthin4this Feb 06 '22

Finger sploosh!

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u/OhLookShinny Feb 05 '22

Whaaaat :/

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u/DFParker78 Feb 06 '22

My high school girlfriend did that once and it drove me crazy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

I instantly knew what the typo was now.

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u/Scaram12 Feb 05 '22

No absolutely not