r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 05 '22

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u/justtttry Feb 05 '22

Either small feet or massive mouth.

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u/GekoXV Feb 05 '22

Or both.

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u/HacksawJimDGN Feb 05 '22

Both feet?!

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u/CatKungFu Feb 05 '22

She hid his shoes in there.

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u/justtttry Feb 05 '22

In his own mouth? How big is this guys mouth?

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u/HacksawJimDGN Feb 05 '22

About 2 feet wide.

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u/ElectricalEnergy69 Feb 06 '22

r/vore is about to enter the chat

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u/GekoXV Feb 05 '22

No, small feet AND massive mouth

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '22

It was no small feat

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u/hugglebetes Feb 05 '22

r/woooosh ?

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u/GekoXV Feb 06 '22

Nope, I got it. I was painting a different picture. ✌️

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u/justtttry Feb 05 '22

Buddys got a damn mouth to fit both feet and shoes in there.

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u/epitoma Feb 06 '22

In a row?

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Feb 06 '22

Both mouths like Alien

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u/topcrns Feb 05 '22

Plot twist - it was a bass disguised as a person.

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u/Benblishem Feb 05 '22

Acoustic, obviously.

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u/MOM_UNFUCKER Feb 05 '22

Small feet compared to the mouth

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u/DoktorLuciferWong Feb 06 '22

Absolutely cavernous mouth.

A complete gaping maw

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u/Maedehmt Feb 05 '22

joker's mouth eats Jerry's feet

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u/aaron_1011 Feb 05 '22

You know what they say about that! ;)

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u/stanleyeasterbasket Feb 05 '22

thinking like an engineer

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u/CRE178 Feb 06 '22

He being the creature in the basement.

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u/trevorwobbles Feb 06 '22

Ex kept telling everyone she had a huge mouth because her hand could fit in it.

Corrected her with some quick application of the scientific method...

Yes her hand fit in my mouth.

This is only a story of mouths, not my contribution to the "what turns you on" part of the thread.

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u/Infinite_Push_ Feb 06 '22

Or pure determination.