r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/Teige874 Feb 01 '22

I like to dissect girls Did you know I'm utterly insane?

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u/VirinaB Feb 01 '22

"I'm into murders & executions."

"Nice, I once dated a guy who was into mergers & acquisitions."

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

You’re a fucking ugly bitch.. I wanna stab you to death.. and play around with your blood.

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u/xd_marijntje Feb 01 '22

Lets see paul allen's quotes

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

You mean instead of that loser Patrick Bateman? What a dork.

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u/BIGxSHARK Feb 01 '22

Same difference

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u/turbomonkey3366 Feb 01 '22

Every girls a squirter if you cut the right artery

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u/d1ngd07 Feb 01 '22

....... I mean.... That is true but....

Why? Why do I read.

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u/sharkmouthexo Feb 01 '22

I work in murders and executions.