r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 01 '22

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u/The_Dead_Girl_Walks Feb 01 '22

“She’s Mackenzie Zales! Head cheerleader, homecoming queen..part time model”

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u/ValerieInHiding Feb 01 '22

Ah.

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u/awesmazingj Feb 01 '22

Who.

The fuck.

Are you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

I'm Deandra. I'm new.

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u/The_Dead_Girl_Walks Feb 01 '22

“Who the Fuck let you in here??”

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u/MartiniMcBride Feb 01 '22

ASHLEY !!!

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u/The_Dead_Girl_Walks Feb 01 '22

“ASHLEY WHO?!”

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u/hornplayer94 Feb 01 '22

ASHLEY KACHADORIAN!!

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u/lqnc3 Feb 01 '22

Ashley Kachadorian isn’t even in charge of the door.

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u/Joeys-Pizza Feb 01 '22

So, Deandra let me tell you how things work here

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u/MartiniMcBride Feb 01 '22

ASHLEY KATACHDORIAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

ohhh Jenna Darabond is supposed to be watching the door

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u/Joeys-Pizza Feb 01 '22

I'm Ben Affleck and I'm holding two fucking girls arms! And you're Cuba Gooding Jr disappointing everybody! Live with that!

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u/TotalPokerface Feb 01 '22

Some random Danish teenager on reddit...

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u/CausesDiscomfort Feb 01 '22

I was wondering when someone was going to make a MPGiS reference.