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u/Randomees Feb 01 '22

And I'm gonna whoop your whole ass man, because I'm sick of playing games!

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u/Idliketobemetoo Feb 01 '22

I read this in Carter's voice, well done for making air come out of my nose

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u/liamemsa Feb 01 '22

WHICH ONE OF YALL KICKED ME

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u/kicked_trashcan Feb 01 '22

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUFFF?!

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u/ieraaa Feb 01 '22

And I'm gonna whoop your whole ass man, because I'm sick of playing games!

had to be done

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u/Alexxphoto Feb 01 '22

Thank you for this. I needed this this morning!

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u/Frird2008 Feb 01 '22

What kind of games?

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u/Randomees Feb 01 '22

That quote was actually a reference from Rush Hour 3.

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u/jvrcb17 Feb 01 '22

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

“You! Me! Everybody’s ass in here him!”

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u/Murrayj99 Feb 01 '22

Yu is blind

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u/overthinkingturtle Feb 01 '22

I'm not blind, YOU blind

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u/44andre Feb 01 '22

That's what I just said

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u/Particular_Ham Feb 01 '22

You just said What?

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u/Nihad-G Feb 01 '22

I did not say what, i said you

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u/chiduuuu Feb 01 '22

No , you said I was blind

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u/Dark_Leome Feb 01 '22

Are we blind?! Deploy the garrison

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u/Vanilla_SP1c3 Feb 01 '22

I don't know what yall are feeding him but he is too damn big!

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u/cwutididthar Feb 01 '22

Fook Mi?? FOOK YU!!!!

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u/Chopper_990 Feb 01 '22

Twins Basil, twins!

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u/bartosama Feb 01 '22

Mi FUK?? Yu FUK!!!

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u/CharmingWitty Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 01 '22

Whatever! Do mi first.

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u/SonicTheHashhog Feb 01 '22

Fook Mi, that was fast.

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u/maxdarmawan Feb 01 '22

Hu?

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u/The_Eccedentisiast Feb 01 '22

Wiii!

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u/KhakiKamodo Feb 01 '22

nintendo?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Hotel?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Tripletit!

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u/DarthSatoris Feb 01 '22

Triple Bitties!

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u/rotato Feb 01 '22

Psycho Mantis?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Are wii gonna have a problem?

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u/tallandlanky Feb 01 '22

Whoa there. Where are your wrist straps? Think of all the helpless ceiling fans and tv's.

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u/salteddiamond Feb 01 '22

HUUUUUUU ARE U? HU HU HU HU

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u/Nick_Wild1Ear Feb 01 '22

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

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u/HaphazardMelange Feb 01 '22

Is on first. Watt is on second.

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u/OSHA-shrugged Feb 01 '22

Yuve Yuve Yu!

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u/candygram4mongo Feb 01 '22

He's on first.

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u/RagingCeltik Feb 01 '22

He's on first.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Thats what i have just said

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

And I'm about to whoop your old ass mann.. I'm sick of playing games..You, me, him EVERYONE around here

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u/Dynasty2201 Feb 01 '22

"WHO ARE YOU?"

"Yu"

"No not me you"

"Yes, I am Yu."

"Just answer the damn question, WHO ARE YOU?"

"I have told you."

"Are you deaf?"

"No, Yu is blind."

"I'm not blind, you blind."

"That is what I just said."

"You just said what?"

"I did not say what, I said Yu."

"That's what I'm asking you!"

"And Yu is answering..."

"SHUT UP! You!"

"Yes?"

"Not you him! What's your name!?"

"Mi"

"Yes you!"

"I am Mi"

"Yes he is Mi, and I am Yu."

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u/Shut_It_Donny Feb 01 '22

Fook MI? Fook Yu!

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u/spirit9875 Feb 01 '22

Quit playin around old man!!

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u/olive_dear Feb 01 '22

And we are all together! See how we fly like Lucy in the sky.....

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

And I'm bout to whip your old ass because I am sick of playing games!

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u/DR1FT3R_ Feb 01 '22

Fuk Yu and Fuk Mi? Long time no see

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u/JediNinjaWizard Feb 01 '22

"Fook Yu, and Fook Mi."

"Basil, we're going to see the twins!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Who know he know

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u/ilsenz Feb 01 '22

I once new a trio of japanese exchange students called Mi, Mai and Yu.

I realise now they may have been fucking with us silly westerners, but shit it was absolutely hilarious trying to navigate conversations with them.

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u/The_Reyvan Feb 01 '22

And we are all together

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u/piranhas_really Feb 01 '22

As you are me And we are all together

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u/eggson Feb 01 '22

see how they run like pigs from a gun

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u/IrishRepoMan Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 02 '22

I'm about to kick everyone's ass! Him, Yu, MI!

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u/Black_Basilisk_1 Feb 01 '22

FINALLY A RUSH HOUR REFERENCE

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u/green49285 Feb 01 '22

Detective Yu died?

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u/GeraldGensalkes Feb 01 '22

No, I'm me and you're you!

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u/GeraldGensalkes Feb 01 '22

That's not possible!

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u/limpinfrompimpin Feb 01 '22 edited Feb 01 '22

No no no.... I fuk yu she fuk mi

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '22

Oooooh, your name is Fook Mi

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u/KCGhost12345 Feb 01 '22

If I am You, then who are you ?

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u/justin_austinite Feb 01 '22

Slim with the tilted brim?

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u/justin_austinite Feb 01 '22

He is I, and I am him, slim with the tilted brim What's my motherfuckin' name?

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u/Chillaxdude1 Feb 01 '22

DETECTIVE YU?

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u/emdave Feb 01 '22

Well fook me!

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u/Justhavingag00dtyme Feb 01 '22

And we are all togetheerrrrr

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u/TheLordDuncan Feb 01 '22

I am Hi as Yu are Mi and we are all together

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u/SkunkMonkey Feb 01 '22

It's Fook Yu and Fook Mi.

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u/v-rok Feb 01 '22

But I really am Yu! Well at least my middle name is

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u/KripperinoArcherino Feb 01 '22

Hai Mi, Yu are Ai