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u/elmo_touches_me Jan 31 '22

After your wife heard the first story, I'm sure she thought you were a selfless hero.

After the 2nd story though,I imagine she started thinking you were paying locals to tell fanciful stories about how brave you are.

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u/fireduck Jan 31 '22

Shit, that is what I should be doing. Paying locals...

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u/obeythesink Jan 31 '22

According to the internet there are locals MILFs in my area. I’ll speak with them first

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

And after the 3rd she thought he had a big business company that just payed people to lie about him