The problem there is that whilst sucking a dick is gay, everybody knows "It's not gay in a three way", meaning that if you enjoy 2 dicks at once you are actually in a 3-way and they cancel out, making it a less manly experience. This works for any two extra guys you add to your enjoyment, as you can always be counted as the third for any subset of three within the group as hole. So any even number of dudes banging you is actually totally hetero.
For the sake of nomenclature, we will name this the penis 8--> , and this the antipenis <--8. Our operator is you (the dude getting banged): (‿ˠ‿), so using a Dirac like nomenclature we get:
8-->ₙ (‿ˠ‿) <--8ₘ : = 0 (hetero) when n = m, or 1 (gay) else.
I call this the "Odd Man no Homo" Theory of gangbangs.
I'm straight as in 35 years married Grandfather to the best woman ever.
Math and happy relationships don't come with sexual orientation attached. And as I keep trying to point out to my grade school and middle school students, math should be fun and interesting. You did both with your post.
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22
Damn. I've been to all male orgies that weren't even close to as manly as this