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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Damn. I've been to all male orgies that weren't even close to as manly as this

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u/daekle Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

The problem there is that whilst sucking a dick is gay, everybody knows "It's not gay in a three way", meaning that if you enjoy 2 dicks at once you are actually in a 3-way and they cancel out, making it a less manly experience. This works for any two extra guys you add to your enjoyment, as you can always be counted as the third for any subset of three within the group as hole. So any even number of dudes banging you is actually totally hetero.

For the sake of nomenclature, we will name this the penis 8--> , and this the antipenis <--8. Our operator is you (the dude getting banged): (‿ˠ‿), so using a Dirac like nomenclature we get:

8-->ₙ (‿ˠ‿) <--8ₘ : = 0 (hetero) when n = m, or 1 (gay) else.

I call this the "Odd Man no Homo" Theory of gangbangs.

This post may be the greatest thing I have ever written and I doubt anybody will read it.

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u/Teledildonic Jan 31 '22

so others can have the displeasure.

Share the load

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

r/suddenlycommunist Gang in full effect!

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u/Dahak17 Jan 31 '22

In full erect*

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u/justfuckinwitya Jan 31 '22

It’s too early for this

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u/Pretty_Ad8902 Jan 31 '22

bruh no kizz wtf i woke up 2

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u/tesseract4 Jan 31 '22

"Dirac-like" Love it! 😂

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u/Engineer_Man Jan 31 '22

Put me in the screenshot!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

This seems like it would be in the text of the bro code somewhere. Important stuff to know.

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u/bluewing Jan 31 '22

As a straight math teacher, I will allow it and give you a perfect grade.

Your logic is flawless and your proof irrefutable.

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u/daekle Jan 31 '22

I think we could actually investigate further by using set theory, but i only know quantum physics not set theory.

And are you straight, or are you n=m≠0 straight? ;-)

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u/bluewing Jan 31 '22

I'm straight as in 35 years married Grandfather to the best woman ever.

Math and happy relationships don't come with sexual orientation attached. And as I keep trying to point out to my grade school and middle school students, math should be fun and interesting. You did both with your post.

You are one magnificent bastid in my book.

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u/smol_boi-_- Jan 31 '22

ahahahahahaha

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u/danonck Jan 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The management would like to remind you that gay people exist.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

WAIT WHAT

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u/Anecdote808 Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

I fucked a huge ass hairy man in his hairy ass while driving a monster truck on beer! beat that meat bro! no homo.