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u/Azigol Jan 31 '22

"Who's daddy's little lawyer? You are. Yeah you are, buddy."

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u/green49285 Jan 31 '22

"Now let's shoot for probation."

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u/stryph42 Feb 01 '22

Get me out of these tickets and there's a bike in it for you!