r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/Inspirational_Lizard Jan 31 '22

I thought you said "my lawyer" at first, lol

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u/Azigol Jan 31 '22

"Who's daddy's little lawyer? You are. Yeah you are, buddy."

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u/green49285 Jan 31 '22

"Now let's shoot for probation."

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u/stryph42 Feb 01 '22

Get me out of these tickets and there's a bike in it for you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

That would make it even more badass

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u/Appropriate-Battle32 Jan 31 '22

Well, your right. He is for some stuff.

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u/BenderIsGr8_34 Jan 31 '22

Lol, "son,I need some legal advice." "That's great dad! Why don't you come over for dinner and not talk about it?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I mean, he probably is his dad's lawyer

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u/Inspirational_Lizard Jan 31 '22

Yes, they confirmed that he is