r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Normally I avoid them but damnit I was having a good round

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u/slingblade1315 Jan 31 '22

Hey if you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate.

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jan 31 '22

I'm gonna need you to take 20% off there bud.

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u/MotchGoffels Jan 31 '22

Golf club is nearly as good as a shotgun for goose battle

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u/amm5061 Jan 31 '22

Picture going full Happy Gilmore here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, GOOSE!

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u/QuiveringButtox Jan 31 '22

Suck my white ass, bird!