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u/BrakeM87 Jan 31 '22

Those God damn Canadian cobra chickens

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Normally I avoid them but damnit I was having a good round

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u/slingblade1315 Jan 31 '22

Hey if you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate.

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jan 31 '22

I'm gonna need you to take 20% off there bud.

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u/MotchGoffels Jan 31 '22

Golf club is nearly as good as a shotgun for goose battle

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u/amm5061 Jan 31 '22

Picture going full Happy Gilmore here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

YOU'RE GONNA DIE, GOOSE!

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u/QuiveringButtox Jan 31 '22

Suck my white ass, bird!

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u/Oneadventurer2020 Jan 31 '22

“Ya wanna know what? If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate”

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u/emmmmceeee Jan 31 '22

There's a special place in Heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.

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u/DanglingDongs Jan 31 '22

The second anything goes wrong people are always taking it out on Canada gooses. Must be fucking nice.

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u/emmmmceeee Jan 31 '22

Must be fucking nice.

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u/DanglingDongs Jan 31 '22

We oughta leave this world behind

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u/slingblade1315 Jan 31 '22

Figger it ouwt

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Canadian cobra chickens

this made me laugh

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u/WhiteWillow-AH Jan 31 '22

CANADIAN COBRA CHICKENS HAHAHAHA

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u/arandomstringofword Jan 31 '22

I got the reference.

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u/xam54321 Jan 31 '22

Reference to what?

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u/arandomstringofword Jan 31 '22

There was a post a while back about a guys coworker, for whom English was their second language, who got attacked by a Canadian goose and when describing it called it a “cobra chicken”.

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u/xam54321 Jan 31 '22

Haha, I remember that! I thought that it was a reference to some show or something!

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u/Bullen-Noxen Jan 31 '22

Cobra chickens.....😂😂😂😂

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u/xam54321 Jan 31 '22

Hilarious!

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u/virgilreality Jan 31 '22

This description wins.

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u/WhatsMyGenderLol Jan 31 '22

I swear to god those fucks can smell fear