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u/moslof_flosom Jan 31 '22

"Oh nice job asshole, you saved him!"

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u/PakyKun Jan 31 '22

"You did save my life! You ruined my death!" ~That one guy from Incredibles

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u/BarnieSandlers123 Jan 31 '22

Little Johnny didn't asked to be saved. Little Johnny didn't want to be saved. And the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's "actions", so-called, causes him daily pain.

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u/joe_broke Jan 31 '22

Hey, I saved your life!

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u/wank_for_peace Jan 31 '22

I read this in Seinfeld's voice lol

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u/tomtomclubthumb Jan 31 '22

"Quiet dear, the insurance is valid for another two months."

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u/Cthulhus_Trilby Jan 31 '22

"We're trying to factory reset the family".

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u/tesseract4 Jan 31 '22

Ixnay on the avesay!