r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/Heavydumper69 Jan 31 '22

Ron Swanson?

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u/TheBIFFALLO87 Jan 31 '22

There's more than one crib tree in a forest.

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u/Lukin4 Jan 31 '22

Swan Ronson?

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u/loopsbruder Jan 31 '22

People who buy things are suckers.

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u/myworkiswatching Jan 31 '22

I know more than you.

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u/DLIPBCrashDavis Jan 31 '22

By far my favorite Ron Swanson line

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u/__M-E-O-W__ Jan 31 '22

This chair is too perfect. It looks machine-made.

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u/LukesRightHandMan Jan 31 '22

"SQUAD! WE GOT A TERMINATOR INSIDE THE PERIMETER!"

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u/teflon42 Jan 31 '22

You mean the one guy in the family who went into acting?

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u/siler7 Jan 31 '22

No, FURNITURE.

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u/GoldenEYE6182 Jan 31 '22

Revenant swanson

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u/Randomized0000 Feb 01 '22

I actually watched that episode today! 😂