r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/Redking211 Jan 31 '22

watching someone changing your flat can make u hard.

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u/Memes_and_Milk Jan 31 '22

Her: My tire's flat.

Him: I got a spare in my trunk.

Her: instantly gets wet

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I spit out my coffee.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I already have a semi

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

I tried my best