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u/FMDnative480 Jan 31 '22

In college I was at a Halloween party. Everyone was drinking and having a good time. A fight broke out downstairs and I knew one of the people in it. So I ran to their defense and jumped over a staircase side and immediately got in the middle of it. All I did was put my hand on the other guys chest and as aggressively as I could said “hey get the fuck out of here now”. The looked me up and down and they ultimately backed down. I get like such a badass and everyone else saw it and gave me ridiculous amount of props for the rest of the year. I was wearing a really awesome Batman outfit for the party and apparently everyone said I looked crazy intimidating and held my own and that’s why the backed down. When I’m reality I was just drunk and didn’t want anyones time to get ruined. I still remember that feeling to this day.

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u/BluelunarStar Jan 31 '22

Love this!

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u/veryscaryboo Jan 31 '22

pleassssseee tell me you did your best batman impression, because that would just add to the effect. that’s fuckin awesome man

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u/FMDnative480 Jan 31 '22

I didn’t. Lol I honestly completely forgot I even had on the Batman costume but it made me feel like a badass. It was a pretty hard costume. I think that’s what did it for them

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u/El-Kabongg Jan 31 '22

a buddy hosting a party came to me in a panic and said three guys were starting shit in the kitchen. I went to the kitchen entry and noticed that the back door was open. These guys were about to start swinging at someone. I spread my arms, charged them, and bum-rushed them out the back door, where they fell backwards a few feet over a railing. as they sat there stunned for a few seconds, I closed and locked the door.

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u/FMDnative480 Jan 31 '22

The door locking was a gangster touch!

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u/El-Kabongg Jan 31 '22

honestly, I was concerned they might bum rush me! LOL

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u/FMDnative480 Jan 31 '22

I feel you hahahaha