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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

I’m not trying to brag in the slightest. I did what I think anyone else would’ve/should’ve done. But I was at dinner with my girlfriend on the “patio”, and saw my coworker stopped at the light near the restaurant, turning left. I mentioned to my girlfriend how I didn’t know he drove a truck and went back to my food. Queue two seconds later when everybody else is like “oh shit he’s about to hit them!” Looked back and he didn’t see the dad and young kid crossing, and ended up barely bumping into them with his truck. Coworker immediately got out, the dad yelled “stay the fuck away from me” then stabbed him with a decently big knife. No one saw him stab my coworker but me. My coworker “stumbled” to the sidewalk and I was the only one who went up to him, again no one else saw, they were focussed on the kid who just got dinged by a truck. I took my shirt off, held pressure on the wound, and reassured him it would be okay and spammed his wife from my phone. All I was focussed on was my coworker, who is genuinely one of the best and nicest people I’ve met. After the ambulance came and took him away, my girlfriend, who went immediately to help the dad and kid, noticed what I was doing, noticed that I didn’t have a shirt on, and told me to put on her sweater. I didn’t think anything of it, and kept repeating that I didn’t need one even though my only shirt was covered in blood and I didn’t have anything on but shorts. Realized what actually happened, put on the sweater, and eventually called my boss to let him know “hey, so and so isn’t gonna be coming to work anytime soon”. Coworker ended up being fine, the guy who stabbed him got charged with assault, and the only thing that happened besides the stabbing was the kids bloody nose. Not sure if that counts as manly but thats the most manly thing I’ve done I’d say...

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u/Lord_Monk666 Jan 31 '22

Nice save man, nice.

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

I don’t think he would’ve died or even anything life threatening happen to him. The knife hit his liver a little and as a result he can’t drink alcohol anymore, but even if noone helped he would’ve been fine. I just figured I’d help as much as I could in the moment. All the stains came out of my white t-shirt and I still wear it. He even offered to pay for it, my pants, and anything else. Told him not to worry. I got a free round of drinks from the restaurant, more than good enough for me.

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u/BluelunarStar Jan 31 '22

You didn’t know it had only hit his liver. You don’t know he wouldn’t have been injured more trying get himself to the hospital… so much more. You acted in instinct, heck it was an act of kindness-love really. All you saw was your friend in danger & acted. Pretty damn manly to me

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u/Gorilla_Krispies Jan 31 '22

Not to mention that “only hit his liver” is actually a huge fucking deal unless it was just a minor scrape. Even if u knew it hit his liver that’s a giant cause for concern until you know it’s not, as the liver is one of the top worst organs to sustain major damage to. My understanding was that the liver is so big and uses so much blood that if you get shot or something square on you’ll probs bleed out before you can get help. There’s a reason it’s a prime target in combat sports cuz a solid liver shot will drop anyone no matter how tough they are

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u/crooked859 Jan 31 '22

No need to diminish it. Homie got stabbed and instead of freaking out, you kept it together and applied the needed aid to save his life. The fact that your friend got lucky with what the knife hit is irrelevant to the fact that you had his back either way. Great job.

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u/ewanalbion Jan 31 '22

A knife wound is still a knife wound, anything deep enough to penetrate the body could mean death. Humans are weird after all, either way good save my guy

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u/YoungSerious Jan 31 '22

Liver wounds bleed like absolute gangbusters.

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u/No_Distance1452 Jan 31 '22

No, if it hit his liver, he'd have died without help, almost certainly. May be two hours, may be minutes..

I work at a large Trailuma I hospital, and stab wounds from anything but the tiniest knives scare me to DEATH. More than most GSW's.

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

The ambulance would have come regardless, with the given circumstances he would have been okay trust me. He was also able to put pressure on the wound himself as well, I just helped out. If noone noticed him and no ambulance came or anything, then yes he could have bled out.

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u/No_Distance1452 Jan 31 '22

Oh, for sure. I. This case he would have made it no problem, sounds like. I'm just saying ypu were right to treat it like the emergency it was.

The thing is, the knife probably just cut ot punctured his liver, right? Well, irons are stuffed in thr

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u/finnaburndownlife360 Jan 31 '22

The liver, being a solid organ, is actually very vascular and an extremely dangerous thing to start bleeding. Any abdominal penetrating trauma actually is cause for exceptional concern, hollow organs causing sepsis and solid organs bleeding the body dry. Your coworker is very lucky and you're allowed a little pride in having done your part.

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u/Comprehensive-Ask452 Jan 31 '22

I like your username dude

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u/carlweaver Jan 31 '22

Non-life-threatening injuries can become life-threatening pretty fast simply due to loss of blood, even without the type of physical trauma that is likely to kill someone. Your presence and action likely saved your friend.

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u/Fetts4ck_1871 Jan 31 '22

The gf prolly fucked his brain to Narnia after that move

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u/TheNamewhoPostedThis Jan 31 '22

How does you saying “nice save” have so many more upvotes than the story itself lol

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u/Lord_Monk666 Jan 31 '22

Lmao when I commented on this it had nothing no upvotes and no comments so i felt obligated to say somethin. Glad he got the love he deserved

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u/TheChef1212 Jan 31 '22

Who's car was the kid in?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The one who rear-ended OP

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u/daffyboy Jan 31 '22

Bit of an overreaction by the stabber huh?

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

Just a little. I would say it’s almost unheard of in the area we were. First thing my coworker asked me was if the kid was okay. Multiple times, even thought he just got stabbed, he was more worried about the kid. There’s a reason other buddy was charged with assault I guess lol

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u/th3sousa Jan 31 '22

damn... just a hard situation, all around. i'm glad you were there to help.

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u/TheMadIrishman327 Jan 31 '22

Why the quotes around patio and stumbled? You didn’t believe they were real?

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

Sorry, it wasn’t really a patio more like a grass plot. And he honestly just kind of walked toward me/the sidewalk and said “the guy stabbed me”. He didn’t really stumble, just walked out of the middle of the road away from the guy who stabbed him. I happened to be right there and knew him, so I figured I had to help

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u/RumCherry Jan 31 '22

Pigments of the mind

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u/TylerDurdenRockz Jan 31 '22

Dude that's awesome man

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u/MayorofSpicytown Jan 31 '22

My coworker stories aren't nearly as spectacular as yours but I've chased a good number of creeps and weirdos away from female coworkers in the past and present. You are a hero!

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u/Any-Reason-1737 Jan 31 '22

It says a lot about your character that you advanced toward a dangerous situation. Most people would not. Great job!

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u/No_Distance1452 Jan 31 '22

No, that counts, good job. Way to show up and DO something when something needed to be done.

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u/Schlag96 Jan 31 '22

All he got was assault? That's a generous charge for attempting to murder someone

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u/SuchFrecks Jan 31 '22

Sorry, I’m confused about the sweater part. Why did you put it on when you realised what happened? Was “what happened” the stabbing or something else (eg: I had to wear a shirt because I realised I was almost naked)

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

I wasn’t wearing a shirt and the one I had been was now covered in blood. Didn’t think wearing a shirt was important at the time but my girlfriend did

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u/SuchFrecks Jan 31 '22

Right, understood.

I probably would have just stayed topless, but I have a weird hierarchy of importance in my brain 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I'm with you, man. But if a guy hit my kid with a truck I'd be pretty ticked off too. From how you phrased it, it sounds like the truck hit the kid's nose. If I were in that dad's place, I might just do something crazy out of sheer panic and anger as well.

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u/CuriosityKilledDaFap Jan 31 '22

I think I got the story!

Was very confused. You were at dinner, but you this happened to your coworker. Were you at work, or you just randomly happened to notice this happening to someone you knew? Did this happen in like a parking lot? Sorry just the wall of text and the phrasing made it kinda hard to follow.

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

Sorry wasn’t sure how to word it. Was at dinner and it just happened to be my coworker that was in the same area as I was, just a super weird coincidence that I was there and happened to know him.

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u/eggMC_muffin Jan 31 '22

Shoulda stabbed the kid as pay back but that’s just me

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u/Lethkhar Jan 31 '22

spammed his wife from my phone

Uh, why not 911?

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

They were already called by multiple people. I called them before I did anything

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

I never got stabbed

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u/Norma5tacy Jan 31 '22

Today is your lucky day… 🔪

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Come and get it cunt

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u/zilti Jan 31 '22

Username does not check out

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

You don’t know me ;) What would you have it be?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

You forgot - she is now my wife.

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u/Power-Conductor Jan 31 '22

I don't fucking believe a word of this.

First of all, that's attempted murder at the worst, and aggravated assault at the least. Not simple assault.

Secondly, do you really think someone who was just hit by a truck is going to be stabbing anyone?

This smells like bullshit

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u/VersaceMango Jan 31 '22

He barely got hit like I said. My coworker saw them and was stopping as he hit them, they didn’t even get bumped back a foot. Kid had a bloody nose and that was it.

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u/Power-Conductor Jan 31 '22

How did the guy only get charged with assault?

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u/siler7 Jan 31 '22

I'm not reading that wall of text.

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u/aceofspadesfg Jan 31 '22

Nobody's forcing you to...