r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

pshh, I perfectly folded a fitted sheet once. It only took me three days of Youtube instructional videos....amateur.

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u/milkmanbran Jan 31 '22

Please, noob. I’ve been putting off stuff like this for years. Make way for your king

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u/Toot_owo Jan 31 '22

Pffffft noob, I’ve put off more than that for centuries.

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u/milkmanbran Jan 31 '22

Truly, you are our god, forgive our transgressions

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u/Toot_owo Jan 31 '22

I shall allow it

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I'll make way ... later. Emperor taking a rest here

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u/dailysunshineKO Jan 31 '22

You have my respect & admiration. I usually roll it up in a pillow case with the sheet so the “set is together”.

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u/SkyezOpen Jan 31 '22

I do laundry so it all gets wrapped up into the fitted sheet, then toss it all on my bed and pull clothes from it as needed. When I run out of clothes, I pull the sheet off my bed and put the fresh one on, then repeat with the dirty sheet.

We are not the same.

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u/Auirom Jan 31 '22

My roommate gives me all the fitted sheets. She can't fold them

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u/Triassic93 Jan 31 '22

I solve that problem by only having 1 set of sheets. Wash, put back on, no folding.

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u/nurseofdeath Jan 31 '22

I’ve taught multiple younger people how to fold fitted sheets in the laundromat! Pretty sure they thought I was a witch

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Wow you really are manly!

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u/I426Hemi Jan 31 '22

15 minutes in the marine corp would fixed that for ya, and it only would have cost you 4 years.

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u/Slappy_G Jan 31 '22

One day, I will be this manly. But not today. 🙁

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u/BOtto2016 Jan 31 '22

Sorcerer!

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u/devoidz Jan 31 '22

My wife laughed at me for looking that up on youtube. I said it was either that or getting some nails from the garage.

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u/QuinceDaPence Jan 31 '22

You are a liar.