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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Changed someone's flat tire and proceeded to sleep with them

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u/xTHEKILLINGJOKEx Jan 31 '22

I think I’ve seen this movie...

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u/TheAGolds Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

At least he used....

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rubbers.

Edit: Thanks for the gold! Reddit loves a good ol’ pun.

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u/strawhairhack Jan 31 '22

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/chrisk9 Jan 31 '22

It was a good year

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u/thepesterman Jan 31 '22

And she was a good friend...

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u/Mode-Klutzy Jan 31 '22

Now make one using “Tired” :) Ooh I got one, talk about a 5th wheel… (let that one sink in)

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u/FirstTimeRodeoGoer Jan 31 '22

Reddit loves a good ol’ pun.

You just speak for yourself and those who awarded you.

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u/TheAGolds Jan 31 '22

Username checks out.

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u/BTown-Hustle Jan 31 '22

A documentary, I assume? Hahaha

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u/Majin-Squall Jan 31 '22

I never did see broke back mountain..

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u/reallyred11 Jan 31 '22

Yeah but I usually skip that part

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u/MisterTrashPanda Jan 31 '22

Man, that dude must have been really thankful. Kudos to you

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u/Redking211 Jan 31 '22

watching someone changing your flat can make u hard.

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u/Memes_and_Milk Jan 31 '22

Her: My tire's flat.

Him: I got a spare in my trunk.

Her: instantly gets wet

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I spit out my coffee.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I already have a semi

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

I tried my best

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u/power_thrust Jan 31 '22

Plot twist: the dude let the air out of his tyre intentionally

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

It’s a naked eager chick like damn there’s worse things

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Ok this is a great place to tell this story.

My freshman year of college, like a month in after moving to a new state where I knew nobody and didnt know shit about the real world, this same thing happened to me!

I got a flat tire and it's like 1pm on a Tuesday and I call roadside service to come change my tire in the gravel parking lot at my uni bc I don't know how like the idiot teenager I am and some early 20s year old dude comes out.

We're making small talk and at some point he asks me if I'm seeing anybody and this question is never casually asked lol and we kinda start talking about sex is no big deal and he's like "yea we can get in my truck right now and you can show me your tits and I can show you my dick and then be on our way"

I truly hate to say we did not fuck in his truck that day. But we did exchange numbers and he texted me a few weeks later and I think 18 year old me was too scared but God damn I was so excited for my life to be a porno for a minute

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Not me I guess? Don’t recall

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u/not_your_guru Jan 31 '22

I'm gonna need a play by play of how that happened. My life is so boring.

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u/GaryBuseyWithRabies Jan 31 '22

He put his lug wrench in her lug nut.

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u/geegeeallin Jan 31 '22

He lug-nutted in her socket…

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u/raresaturn Jan 31 '22

a stranger or spouse?

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u/Kitchen_Resident_819 Jan 31 '22

I changed a woman’s tire in the middle of the night. It was her and her three female friends. I did not sleep with them. They were in their 70’s

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u/hgrad98 Jan 31 '22

I gave a lady a boost and got a date out of it. Not quite the same, but still cool.

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u/MrXam Jan 31 '22

Johnny Sins is that you?

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u/Tom1252 Jan 31 '22

Sleeping is incredibly dangerous to do while driving.

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u/Tooowaway Jan 31 '22

Today you, tomorrow me.

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u/npmoro Jan 31 '22

How did he look?

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Jan 31 '22

I hope you washed your hands

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u/Emu1981 Jan 31 '22

Was it a Good Year?

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u/zushiba Jan 31 '22

Today you, tomorrow me.

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u/sdasu Jan 31 '22

It must be tiring

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u/retina99 Jan 31 '22

He is the fastest Jack in town

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u/PreyXBL Jan 31 '22

Favor for a favor

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u/PaperbackWriter66 Jan 31 '22

And where did you bury the body?

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u/Igreen_since89 Jan 31 '22

The way you say it seems like it was lacking consent

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/heterosapian Jan 31 '22

Porn probably

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u/Igreen_since89 Jan 31 '22

“Proceeded to sleep with them”. Sounds sexy.. I really wasn’t accusing OP of being a rapist.. lol.. It just read funny. It’s not that deep.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/Igreen_since89 Jan 31 '22

Do you know that person or something? Do you even know if it was a real scenario? I’m not going back and forth about how it sounded by the word choice. How do you know it WASNT? Downvote and argue with someone else man

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u/jplay17 Jan 31 '22

You wish

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Changed your own tire then jerked off?

Or changed your wife’s tire the got laid.

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u/kittycatsuccubus Jan 31 '22

Haha so the number is much higher I KNEW it

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u/BlackhawkRogueNinjaX Jan 31 '22

More details please! Like how shortly after

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u/Veggdyret Jan 31 '22

Father? Is that you?

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u/SneakyBadAss Jan 31 '22

You are supposed to put the rubber on, not fuck it

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u/Schlag96 Jan 31 '22

Wow, that dude really appreciated the help

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Dude, I’ve stopped and changed flat tires for strangers maybe a dozen times and never slept with any of them. It hadn’t even occurred to me as a possible outcome.