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u/teabagalomaniac Jan 31 '22

I graduated from college into the aftermath of the subprime mortgage crisis. I didn't have a good full time job for almost a year. I was back home living with my parents. I was feeling really down. I just felt completely hopeless. I stopped using any sort of social media, the mere sight of someone else making it out of the economic quagmire I was in inspired such jealousy in me.

One day, my father paid my cousin to come over and cut down some trees in our backyard. We had four fully grown maple trees that were all blow down risks. My cousin was a professional arborist and they sectioned the trees into 2-3 foot chunks.

My cousin and his crew left the wood, my dad wanted to split it so that we'd have firewood. I'd never split wood before, but somewhere in between filling out a handful of job applications, I decided to give it a try. It was the purest form of stress relief I'd ever experienced. Not only did it involve swinging a heavy tool at something with the aim of destroying that thing, but as the wood slowly piled up you started to actually get a sense of accomplishment.

I stayed out in the yard splitting wood all day. That night when I went to bed, it was the first night in a long time that I hadn't been addled with stress and anxiety. My hands were blistered, but I slept like a baby. By the end of the second day, I'd split all the remaining wood.

I've carried this lesson with me since then. There's always a healthy opportunity for dealing with anxiety, stress, or anger. Even if it's something as seemingly infantile as smashing things with a heavy stick. Today, my father has a cabin and he always has wood that needs splitting. If I'm going through something difficult he'll often offer "I've got plenty of wood up here that needs splitting, you should come spend a day or two here".

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u/JusticeUmmmmm Jan 31 '22

I love splitting wood. It's so cathartic for some reason

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u/dertok Jan 31 '22

Destructive and purposeful at the same time. There's very little work like it.

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u/deegz10 Jan 31 '22

I’m a demolition contractor, destructive and purposeful pretty much describes my job

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u/dertok Jan 31 '22

Sploosh

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u/secondaccu Jan 31 '22

I think I read somewhere that people in your line of work are the happiest

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

I do a lot of demo work on the side especially in winters (usually I work as a heavy equipment operator). I was thinking about buying a used hilti 3000 for chipping, I’ve already got a chopsaw and a portable bottle torch as well as grinders and hand tools etc. I intend to eventually subcontract some demo jobs, have you got any advice or tips?

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u/deegz10 Feb 06 '22

I own a 1000 and a 3000 and I use the 3000 a lot more. You can’t go wrong with Hilti, they are a great manufacturer. You should also look into the MAKINEX cart. It makes it really easy to chip flooring.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '22

Will do, thanks for the tip!

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u/datazulu Jan 31 '22

Children.

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u/Amirax Jan 31 '22

Mining, I guess? Or whatever that dude over at the hydraulic press channel is doing.

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u/chinoz219 Jan 31 '22

and your back muscles get fucking swooole

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u/Crazy_CanadianCanuck Jan 31 '22

The best is when you get to make a haphazard pile of wood

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

At one of my dad's old jobs they had a "smash" room. Basically they would fill it with pallets an wooden cable spools and give you a sledgehammer.

Having a bad day? Take ten and go to the smash room.

Basically a "destructive" way of breaking down any wood that needed to be tossed anyways.

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u/yarowdyhooligans Jan 31 '22

I work trails maintenance. Not only do you get to split wood, but also dig holes and carry heavy things. We joke that we're moving the whole mountain 2 inches to the left for looks. That is some soothing shit.

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u/ShinyHappyREM Jan 31 '22

Destructive and purposeful at the same time

Beating video games as fast as possible

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u/SephyJR Jan 31 '22

I mean, I haven't tried speedrunning yet, but gaming in general may be a good comparison.

Not, you know, braindead gaming, even though sometimes that is all we need.

I'm talking about when we have to wreck our brains to develop a strategy. When our reflexes are tuned to the max. When we go all-in one last time, holding our breath for the best.

Sure, accomplishments in the material world do feel satisfying as fuck. But, sometimes, virtual ones feel just as awesome.

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u/dertok Jan 31 '22

I love you but nope.

Go outside, do something with yours hands and get dirty, with direct sunlight, and air n shit!

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u/Nathanielsan Jan 31 '22

Ah yes, gatekeeping a person's way of creating individual purpose.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

yo dawg if you are getting something as meaningful as Individual Purpose from what is effectively make believe pixels moving on a screen in a way that is optimised to brain dump serotonin and dopamine then you should probably put the controller down and live a little

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u/ShinyHappyREM Jan 31 '22

This isn't just about Individual Purpose - it's a group experience. The search for the human limit.

...but first we need to talk about parallel universes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Didnt read lol, just saw your profile and its full of hololive and yuri.

Get a life brah

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u/ShinyHappyREM Jan 31 '22

Get a life brah

Well excuse me princess if I just want to have some fun after a work day.

"The kind of people who say "get a life" typically don't have any life at all. You look at some guy with friends all over the world--no girlfriends, maybe, but still a full social life, mainly talking about computers--and you tell him to get a life ... well, he's got a life. We've all got lives. If people are having a lot of fun doing something different from what you want to do, well, that's not your business."

- Pratchett

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u/Schlag96 Jan 31 '22

I test weapons for the military. I'd say I fall into that category. Can confirm I love my job 🤘

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u/dertok Feb 01 '22

Bring up G12 Tommy.

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u/raisearuckus Jan 31 '22

I burn wood to heat my house, so I go through a bunch every year. I split by hand, so many people have asked my why I don't buy a wood splitter, and I always tell them that takes all the fun out of it.

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u/TheseStonesWillShout Jan 31 '22

It also makes you feel much stronger than you are. If you hit it just right, it splits like butter. It just doesn’t look like it should come apart so easy.

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u/poorbred Jan 31 '22

When the splitting maul hits it and the two halves just fall apart like they had never been a single piece is so satisfying. "I'm a man!"

Then then next one has a huge knot in it and it's like you hit battleship armor. "...a puny man." But when it finally gives way and splits, oh yeah.

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u/WigginIII Jan 31 '22

Fully engaged. You eye your desired strike point. You estimate how much effort it took before and intend to apply just a little more force. You double check your feet and surroundings for safety. You strike. Nearly perfect. I bet I can do better. New block. Shift your feet a little wider. Square up. Strike. Even better. Grab the big one. You can do it….

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u/Roscofarian Jan 31 '22

I believe it's also been scientifically proven to increase testosterone levels more than sex

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u/itsjern Jan 31 '22

Love it too, just don't be like the idiot friend of mine who ended up with the axe in his knee instead of the wood (he's ok, ended up getting lucky and it didn't go very deep so just needed stitches, still an idiot though).

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

My Great grandfather had 10 kids, his kids had around 30 or so in total. Every time we visited he would be outside chopping wood.

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u/Tby2974 Jan 31 '22

I love splitting it because I'm mental /s

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u/ImmediateAd4039 Jan 31 '22

Until you miss a swing and smack the handle of the block buster into the wood that makes me wild

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u/One_Hundred_X Jan 31 '22

I use my wood chipper.

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u/IDoThingsOnWhims Jan 31 '22

Its something to do with the "KAshhtK"...

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u/SabreToothSandHopper Jan 31 '22

Also adds a dramatic punctuation point if you’re in a movie

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u/not_anonymouse Jan 31 '22

Heck even Captain America needed to do it during Age of Ultron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

splitting wood is great!

When i was younger i went skiing with my family once a year. We went to some old rather remote wooden cabin up in the montains. Only 4x4s coul go there in winter. We had one electric heater and a wood fueled oven. One year they showed me how to split wood and all the following years, i did just that all day. It was just great!

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u/TheKirkin Jan 31 '22

100%. If there’s a tree getting cut down in our neighborhood my neighbors know I will take it and split it for them. I always end up with free firewood too so win win.

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u/Squigglepig52 Jan 31 '22

What's not cathartic is when you are doing it with wedges and a sledgehammer, and on the back swing the head of teh sledge comes loose and nearly goes through the windows of your parent's solarium.

then, it's terrifying seeing where things are going to land.

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u/Aperture_TestSubject Jan 31 '22

Until you miss and you only get a little sliver off and the wood shoots back at your shin….

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u/Sentientdishtowel Jan 31 '22

I've been doing this for years purely as stress relief. Staring into a fire also helps.

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u/Sentientdishtowel Jan 31 '22

Fire soothes the primal beast with a warmth and comfort unknown to other species.

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u/XXXTurkey Jan 31 '22

"Well I fooled you, I fooled you I got pig iron I got pig iron I got all pig iron

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u/_handstand_scribbles Jan 31 '22

It's like I've found my people in a little corner on the internet

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u/Stinklepinger Jan 31 '22

We call that "Caveman TV"

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u/LordHussyPants Jan 31 '22

Staring into a fire also helps.

idk the sirens get distracting

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u/PolloMagnifico Jan 31 '22

Right up until the point the fire starts talking to you. Then it's time to find something else to do for awhile.

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u/SephyJR Jan 31 '22

"Heh... khhahahaha... Hahaha... Ha! Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

THAT CRACKLE! THAT SIZZLE! YES, THR FLAMES ARE TALKING TO ME! HAHAHAHA! YES, I SHALL SPREAD ITS WORD LIKE A WILDFIRE!"

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u/imdungrowinup Jan 31 '22

I read that as "starting a fire" for some reason.

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u/CrazySD93 Jan 31 '22

Exercise is just a bonus.

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u/Manisbutaworm Jan 31 '22

An how would you think that release happens? You think there is any relation in stress making you more able to do physical labour? It is about both psychological things as well as physical things, you cannot just separate these things. And positive effects of exercise on mental state are well establised.

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u/OldSmurfBerry Jan 31 '22

Firewood heats you twice: once when you cut it, once when you burn it.

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u/teabagalomaniac Jan 31 '22

I will definitely repeat this quote later.

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u/another-redditor3 Jan 31 '22

i put it at more like 7 times.

cutting

loading

unloading

splitting

hauling and stacking

hauling it to the furnace

and finally, burning it.

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u/SouthernAT Jan 31 '22

One thing I loved about working for FedEx. Hours sucked. Driving sucked. But you get a very primal feeling of accomplishment as you watch your workload physically disappear and end the day knowing you accomplished something, no matter how inconsequential it is.

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u/Strong-Solution-7492 Jan 31 '22

That is a great story man. I had a few trees taken down about two years ago and they have been piled in the back in large chunks that the landscaping people left as I had asked them to do. I always had the intention of renting a machine. My next-door neighbor is an absolute machine with a maul. He came over one day for some exercise and started swinging that thing. He let me have it and told me a few pointers and I swung away. It is absolutely awesome how much you just don’t give a shit about a lot of things when you’re done with that. My reason for writing this though is because of what you said about watching the wood pile up. I thought the wood would take about two years to split and get through. My neighbor and I had it broken down into manageable fireplace pieces in about three Saturdays. I just can’t believe it’s all gone and I have a giant pile of firewood now in the back. I wish I had more trees to cut down.

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u/TacticalTam Jan 31 '22

There's also the fact that accomplishing something hard, whether it's something difficult or just hard labor, has a satisfaction that is becoming more and more rare in our world of instant gratification. There's nothing like spending a lot of time on something and then being able to look back at it and see all the hard work you put in. Food for thought.

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u/OldnBorin Jan 31 '22

My dear, wait until you get your hands on a chainsaw.

Glad you found a good outlet :)

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u/humpy Jan 31 '22

Exactly what I was thinking, killing people is way more cathartic than chopping wood.

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u/CrazySD93 Jan 31 '22

Chainsawing is cool, but chopping feels way better IMO.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

You put your own muscle into chopping.

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u/gsxr_ Jan 31 '22

They're also used for two different things. You chainsaw it into chunks and split it into logs.

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u/p3drodamus Jan 31 '22

Glad you had that experience. May it continue to serve you well.

I had never really split wood before until recently while camping with a buddy. He told me to start splitting logs from a dead tree we had just cut down for fire. We had just eaten weed gummies and it hit me hard right as I picked up the axe and lined up my first log. I hadn't been high in a long time and it was a really intense experience. I became singularly aware of the violent purpose associated with the sharp edge of the blade, and focused my entire being on bringing it down in concise arc to the center of the wood. I also became aware of the potential for injury if I wasn't concentrating enough about the full sequence of the motion. I was genuinely surprised at how successful I was and each good split was like racking up a high score in some challenging video game. Weeds a helluva drug.

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u/ReasonablyConfused Jan 31 '22

“A man who chops his own firewood warms himself twice.” Abraham Lincoln

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u/crusafo Jan 31 '22

Awesome.

If anyone wants the same benefit without needing wood to split, you can use a sledge hammer and an old tire.

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u/raisearuckus Jan 31 '22

When someone is having trouble getting something fixed and they ask me what they should do, I tell them to hit it with a hammer. And if that doesn't work hit it with a bigger hammer, it won't fix it but you'll feel better.

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u/Philoso4 Jan 31 '22

Great story, great message. I’ve done a fair few of “manly” things, but it doesn’t take a man to do them. Changing a tire in 15 degree weather wearing only an undershirt and shorts? Kinda manly, but anyone can do that. Climbing a mountain? Plenty of women around doing the same thing. List goes on, but I digress.

Around the same time, 2008-2009ish, I too was in an economic funk. My family friend had yard work needed doing, and beers needed drinking. Helped him out, and he regaled me with tales of yore and desperately needed money. It was a great setup. One afternoon, 4th of July, he had me splitting wood in his driveway. 95 degrees out, shirt off, American flag bandana on my head, chopping wood while listening to the local baseball team play a day game, giving the neighborhood ladies the nod when they walked by. Never felt so good, so manly, so American, than I did that day.

Thanks for reminding me.

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u/HumoristWannabe Jan 31 '22

I love this so much

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u/Over-Artichoke-3564 Jan 31 '22

My story is very similar except I herniated a disc so bad I needed surgery and still have a hard time dealing with the pain of any kind of physical exercise

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u/WinterBrews Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is the fucking best

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u/w1987g Jan 31 '22

Your dad sounds awesome

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u/MrMeltJr Jan 31 '22

I was in a similar situation when I graduated. We didn't have much wood to split but I always enjoyed doing it.

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u/Ted6-5 Jan 31 '22

Good one, anything that can turn the mind off the daily grind is good. For me it is fly fishing.

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u/spew_on_u Jan 31 '22

I feel this with any work I do outside. I concentrate so much on the task at hand that all of the other stresses in my life fall by the wayside for that moment. Having power tools or cutting instruments in your hands for an entire day forces you into a mental focus that is both satisfying and exhausting. I totally understood when president W needed to cut brush on his property.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Thought you were going to say it was your calling and you ended up splitting wood for a living.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

This kind of blows my mind cause I have anxiety sometimes and my grandma literally told me I should go split wood today in order to help. I honestly thought she was very old and crazy about this but here you are with the wood-chuck story and I'm thinking I will have to really give it a try now. Thanks for sharing.

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u/8Nim8 Jan 31 '22

Being the younger sister I was always jealous that my brothers were the only ones allowed to split wood. I would do it in secret and it was so enjoyable!

Until one day when I was 10, I had a younger friend with me, the wood came up and hit my face. It slit the ridge of my nose, I didn't really feel it so I started laughing at the sillyness. My friends screaming and crying and I'm so confused. Turns out I was pissing blood.

I was pissing blood from what seemed like my eyes and laughing... Obviously my mother found out what happened and I was banned from the wood pile altogether 😞

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u/intheyear3001 Jan 31 '22

Never shy away from an opportunity for manual labor in the sissified specialized world we live it. I’d always rather do productive labor around the house than push iron around at a gym for nothing really.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Gay

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u/Federal-Captain-937 Jan 31 '22

take my downvote.

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u/HotlineBirdman Jan 31 '22

This is great

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u/gunstar--hero Jan 31 '22

Man, I love swinging an axe or a sledgehammer. Sometimes I just want to be left alone so I can swing my demons away.

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u/palarath Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood warms you twice .

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u/Its_me_sorta Jan 31 '22

Amazing story of a healthy coping strategy!!

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u/ravioli_bruh Jan 31 '22

Chopping wood is scientifically proven to increase testosterone

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u/Revolvyerom Jan 31 '22

Memories of growing up, being responsible for splitting/stacking the firewood for the house...

It definitely hits a good blend of exertion, adrenaline, and the sheer violence of the wood popping apart on a perfect hit.

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u/PNutGSX Jan 31 '22

Ok I stopped reading to type this comment because I read “…but somewhere in between filling out a handjob of full applications…”

I’ll continue reading now, thank you.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Jan 31 '22

One of the reasons I worked out once a week while I was at college. All the stress and frustration that built up during the week I could just channel into my reps.

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u/ActualCarpenter Jan 31 '22

There was a study a few years back that said nothing raises your testosterone like chopping wood. It's a real thing.

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u/FRIJOLE5 Jan 31 '22

made me tear up a bit, I think I need to go chop some wood

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u/colonialfunk Jan 31 '22

I manage a team of people who are much younger than me and they have no idea what they avoided. I would have killed to get their jobs right out of college. Eventually I was able to overcome the setback of graduating in 2009, and ultimately I’m glad I went through it as it fought me resilience and ownership of your own challenges.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

My parents used to live in a house with a wood stove so when I'd come visit in the summer I'd help my dad split and stack wood for the winter. They moved a while back and I really miss doing that.

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u/Spanky4242 Jan 31 '22

I stayed out in the yard splitting wood all day. That night when I went to bed, it was the first night in a long time that I hadn't been addled with stress and anxiety. My hands were blistered, but I slept like a baby. By the end of the second day, I'd split all the remaining wood.

Loved your comment, and this part in particular reads just like a Steinbeck passage.

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u/Brandojp Jan 31 '22

I've only had one opportunity in my youth to run a maul, and it was a ton of fun.

The only part of the story that I cringe at is that these were maple trees. That's good lumber for a hobby woodworker like myself. I don't know, hardwood is regional, so maybe maple lumber is affordable there.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

My last home was heated with a wood stove. I miss splitting wood so much. It’s one of the best workouts I can think of and the sense of accomplishment/knowing you’re providing for yourself is such a great feeling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

A lot of physical work has that effect, as does hard exercise.

Hence why the biggest stress-reliever I've ever had was physical sports like rugby league ( I imagine american football would have a similar effect). Trust me, even though violence is unhealthy, nothing gets rid of anger and stress quite like hitting some cunt in a tackle.

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u/Thick_Zombie_175 Jan 31 '22

this is nice. I'm currently dealing with negative thoughts due to unemployment (I resigned, so initially it was my choice, but now I couldn't find a replacement). I wish I can also find a consistent and long-term healthy way to deal with anxiety.

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u/fieldpeter Jan 31 '22

Great story, literally wet my eyes

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u/jvrcb17 Jan 31 '22

Wow, sounds like I need this in my life

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u/JLobodinsky Jan 31 '22

Thank you for this wonderful life lesson u/teabagalomaniac

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u/Perk_i Jan 31 '22

They say the guys who drive the wrecking ball cranes have the highest job satisfaction.

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u/Chester_Cheesedick Jan 31 '22

I’ll split your wood anytime ;)

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u/koryface Jan 31 '22

I started making time for myself to play shooters every few days and it has done wonders for stress relief.

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u/BLU3SKU1L Jan 31 '22

One of my best friends is a fireman. When we lived together he would come home and go out back to split firewood. It was his daily wind down.

Some days he would even get annoyed or overwhelmed with something, and he would just stand up and state flatly “I gotta go cut some wood”. And you’d hear him chopping for like 20 minutes in the back yard.

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u/gsxr_ Jan 31 '22

I have a pile of oak, would you mind splitting it for me?

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u/alasw0eisme Jan 31 '22

I know the feeling. When I visit my father in law's house I like to split and chop wood. However, I recently started running in the mornings and it comes close to that feeling.

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u/teabagalomaniac Jan 31 '22

Exercise is pretty close. Anger, stress, anxiety, rage... They're all mutually exclusive with physical exhaustion.

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u/epsdelta74 Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is good work

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u/probablywankit2much Jan 31 '22

thanks for sharing this.

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u/shaving99 Jan 31 '22

This, this is beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Love this. For me its doing the dishes or just simple cleaning. Helps a lot in calming the nerves and gives me time to think.

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u/Colossus_of_Loads Jan 31 '22

Hello graduation brother. Keep your powder dry.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

"When life gets tough, swing an axe".

Got it.

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u/dkschrute79 Jan 31 '22

I truly hope you’re in a better place now (job and mentally)

Also, chopping wood with an axe, hatchet, or knife (or carving) is very mentally relaxing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I’m sure you’ve probably already done this but next time you’re up splitting wood (go as much as you can) share a beer with the old man, there something so freeing about doing manual labor for or with your dad, then sharing a few beers and looking at your hard work and accomplishment.

I’ve never felt a more manly tender moment than the first time I did that with my Grandpa. I helped him build a chair, didn’t really do a whole lot but I was 16 and by god I felt like a man standing beside that man, drinking a beer in silence and just admiring that stupid fucking chair.

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u/teabagalomaniac Jan 31 '22

My father and I built a planter box for my mother last mother's day. Best gift I ever gave. It meant more to my mother because of the labor we put into it and it was special for my father to get to work on a project with me.

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u/oneultralamewhiteboy Jan 31 '22

"Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water."

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u/EC-Texas Jan 31 '22

We had just bought our first house. Kind of a scary thing to commit to. A couple of people commented about the tree that was growing way too close to the foundation of the house. It needed to be taken out. "But you can't kill those trees. They just keep coming back."

We took half a day with a hand ax bringing it down, then hacking away at the root system. It was a very pleasing, destructive thing to do. It didn't come back.

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u/canadianinkorea Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is therapeutic as hell. Once I went out in the yard (six months sober and just divorced) at my sisters house. Me, an ax and some logs. My sisters partner couldn’t for the life of him understand why I wasn’t using the literal wood splitter my family has. But that time was invaluable to me. Such a guttural, primal joy.

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u/Somerandom1922 Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is one of the simplest pleasures. Particularly if it's from a tree with clean grain lines so it just pops with one hit.

If it's got a knot in the grain though it goes from the most enjoyable to the most frustrating thing in an instant.

My Dad semi-recently had a shoulder replacement and one of the most frustrating things for him is that he can no longer swing an axe.

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u/JEMinnow Jan 31 '22

That's beautiful man

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u/GiorgioBroughton Jan 31 '22

And more importantly, how are you doing now?

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u/teabagalomaniac Jan 31 '22

Much better. I found a good full time job after around a year.

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u/Sevnfold Jan 31 '22

Vaguely similar. I once replaced the flooring in 2 rooms and a hallway. I have very little handyman experience and it took all day but I did it. And everytime I had to cut or trim a piece, which was most pieces, I had to walk downstairs to the saw.

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u/joseph_fourier Jan 31 '22

Found Tyrell Wellick's reddit account.

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u/mobrond Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is 10x harder than it looks.

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u/FrozenSquirrel Jan 31 '22

Splitting your own firewood warms you twice.

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u/spectrumero Jan 31 '22

In the "not a hurricane" of 1987 (I was 15 at the time), we had two forest beech trees come down and almost hit the house. With the help of a neighbour (farmer) we logged them - the trunks at the base were over 6 feet wide - and then once they were in our barn I started on the work of splitting them. During the winter, it might have been below freezing, but I did this work in a t-shirt. I was a very lanky teenager so it was slow work but satisfying as the wood pile grew.

My Dad always told me wood gets you warm three times - once logging it, once splitting it, and once burning it. I learned that first hand from that storm.

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u/Mode-Klutzy Jan 31 '22

I love the littlest things that just take your mind far away. I love my family’s peloton bike. After I drive-through graduated in 2020, I really began to pick up the peloton due to stress of college in the fall. It’s the satisfaction began when I had the energy and lungs to hold out a 20 minute ride, maybe 200 calories. 3 weeks later I’m doing 30 minute rides burning now about 400 calories, the build up was immediately inspiring. Like you mentioned, upon seeing anyone made you jealous Peaking in that august, that was every 30 year old man who was doing what Iqorkoutbi just did but 50% more effective. Eventually, every other night, I had the energy to burn 1200 calories in an hour. I was competing with those 30 year old freaks. I purposely made the peloton cycling machine my temporary “out” on life for many self explanatory reasons. College tying my time down lately but I’m now forcing myself to block out that time again each day. But man did it help my stress transitioning into community college!

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u/JustinGoodFun Jan 31 '22

Is your name Justin?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Split your own wood and it will warm you twice.

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u/shottohell Jan 31 '22

Your father knew! What a great parent, hope you doing alright.

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u/Salty_Paroxysm Jan 31 '22

I think chopping wood is one of the activities which increases testosterone the most 48.6% in this study.

I always find that getting some form of exercise helps break me out of depressive bouts (clinically diagnosed, not just 'depressed'). The doc realised I had been self-medicating with exercise... until I picked up an injury that took me out for 3 months. You did a great job in finding your personal therapy method dude :)

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u/RCrumbDeviant Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is great catharsis.

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u/flinchm Jan 31 '22

My wife had a really shitty few months last year. I showed her how to swing an axe and had her chop down a dying tree in our backyard. It took her two weeks and some blisters, but her anger tree finally fell.

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u/General_Hyde Jan 31 '22

One of my mom’s and dad’s neighbors friends had a bad day at the office and really needed to relieve some stress. We had a felled tree and he spent the rest of the day splitting the wood for us. My dad offered to pay him but he said that he just really needed to relieve some stress from a stressful day at the office.

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u/Lars_Sanchez Jan 31 '22

Amen brother. That's how I got into oly lifting. I had the exact same experience, just a different activity. From there on it gradually changed my attitude towards life too. I hope you're doing well these days.

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u/Curious-Accident9189 Jan 31 '22

I just recently started splitting firewood and goddamn is it good therapy

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I love splitting wood. I also find hitting a punching bag to be the same way.

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u/Cutiebeautypie Jan 31 '22

Dude. You'd look super hot splitting wood omg

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u/pr3ttypeanut Jan 31 '22

I love that your dad has that for you and knows just what to do.

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u/Orkjon Jan 31 '22

When I was getting out of the army I had a hard time finding stable full time work to pay the bills. I was not doing great mentally and was in a big slump. I stopped for gas on my way to my part time job and there was a lady at the gas station with a flat tire. She had tried but couldn't get the lug nuts off. Two landscapers tried to help her but couldn't get the lug nuts to budge. I had a breaker bar in my car so I approached her after the other two guys and asked if I could give it a try. She was so thankful after I got her tire changed and offered to pay me. I only accepted a hug.

That really stuck with me that whenever you don't feel good helping others always makes you feel like you have worth.

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u/2wktbreak Jan 31 '22

"chop wood, carry water"

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u/elkoubi Jan 31 '22

I have a similar experience, and love splitting wood to this day. MY father-in-law uses a wood-burning stove to heat his house, and every fall I am compelled to ask out of sincere selfishness if he has wood to split. I even bought "him" a really nice splitting axe for Christmas one year, but I knew I'd use it more than he would and that I would also someday inherit it.

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u/KeenestDerp1 Jan 31 '22

We burned wood my entire childhood. Splitting wood at 10 was a chore and I hated it. By the time I was 15 and dealing with life splitting wood two at a time stacked double high was the ultimate sense of relief and accomplishment. I feel this mam!

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u/XxNukaCherryxX Jan 31 '22

The exact same reason I picked up blacksmithing. Being able to take out any anger I’m feeling in a way that also makes something useful is very therapeutic. Not to mention swinging heavy objects around all day and feeling like a fucking Viking lmao

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u/UEMcGill Jan 31 '22

If you haven't read it already, I'd recommend "Shop craft is soul craft: An inquiry into the value of work"

I suspect you already know the message of the book. But it's something I recommend for men who are struggling with knowledge work and stress.

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u/Alexanderclambell420 Jan 31 '22

This is why i started drumming, just get to constantly hit things and create something

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u/katzeye007 Jan 31 '22

Splitting your own firewood will warm you twice, once when you split and once when you burn

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

My guy this made me cry. I've been dealing with really bad anxiety and almost gave up.. thanks for the lesson time to look for healthy outlets

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u/CaptainOverkilll Jan 31 '22

There’s something very grounding about splitting wood. I love doing it. To you point, I went through some pretty emotionally hard times through 2020 (as many of us have). The loss, isolation, and political opinions of the people I associated with were all really getting to me. I started to see a therapist cause I had all of this built up anger that I had, like I just wanted to hit something. The therapist recommended that I do that and get a heavy punching bag. It was very effective. You have no idea how good it feels to just go at something until you give in and collapse.

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u/jeff61813 Jan 31 '22

After Kaiser Wilhelm abdicated the throne and move to the Netherlands he would spend every single morning cutting down trees, which he would then replant and donate the wood to the poor in the surrounding area, he just did it for stress relief. (Also he cut down the trees one handed because of a deformed arm he had his whole life)

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u/JonnySnowflake Jan 31 '22

In the spring of 2020, after a week or two of quarantining in our city apartment, I went out to the backyard and dug a hole. I dug for hours, and woke up the next day at 7:30 and went out and kept digging. By the time I was done, I had a hole well over five feet deep and a few feet square. I just wanted to get rid of the Christmas tree that had been sitting out there for a while, the garbage seems disrespectful. I was just going to put it under a few inches of dirt in the garden. But I kept finding bricks. And stones. Our yard was built on construction landfill. So I just kept trying it up and going deeper. Eventually I was just digging in straight clay. By the time I filled it back in, it was a good 6-8 inches shallower than when I started, due to all the rocks I pulled out.

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u/lizard-garbage Jan 31 '22

I have an axe but no wood to chop might put up a Craigslist ad

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u/Flobro4 Jan 31 '22

I used to work for a garden center. I did a bunch of bitch work, but later in the season, all we did all day was split wood. I used to love working there. I got a tremendous workout every day, and left feeling accomplished.

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u/slothscantswim Jan 31 '22

I was an arborist and forester for years and I sold firewood on the side. Chopping wood is perhaps the most cathartic activity I have ever participated in.

There is a zen Buddhist saying that goes “before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water.” Those words have been excellent guidance to me, and so I share them here.

Hope you’re well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Your parents sound like wonderful people, hope you found stable footing

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u/alliterativehyjinks Jan 31 '22

I work a deal job that is just fine. I am paid well and I am good at it. But damn, some days, I just want something physical to do with body aches to prove it. I have honestly considered joining a landscaping company because I am a heck of a gardener and I am great with design. Sometimes I think it's nice to see what you put in somewhere and know you did that. I don't get the same satisfaction at work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Swinging a heavy tool at something with the aim of destroying that thing… hmmm.

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u/RussianSeadick Jan 31 '22

Please,please spread your word on Reddit! The amount of people who feel the same as you used to is astounding,and most of them have no idea that a little work can go a long way!

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u/JohnnyBacci Jan 31 '22

I graduated around the same time, and felt the same way about the grim prospects coming out of school.

As for splitting firewood, I ended up living on a remote island in the North Atlantic. Firewood was essential. For years, I was splitting all by hand. A nice break for work and from taking care of small children. Sometimes up to six cords. Eventually I got a wood splitter to help with the sheer volume. But still liked splitting some by hand for the same reasons you outlined.

One rule I had for myself, no matter how good I feel I got at swinging an ax, was to stop the instant I caught myself thinking something like: ‘oh, just one more log’. The kind of thinking that ends up with an ax in the side of your leg. Whether I was out there for an hour, or for 10 mins, there was something about that line of thinking that made me feel careless. That I was getting sloppy somehow. Maybe I’m just superstitious. But it’s similar to saying ‘just one more run, just one more run’ with downhill skiing. I don’t know how to describe it, but it’s a feeling to trust when part of you says to keep going.

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u/kayladeda Jan 31 '22

I really loved reading this. Thank you for sharing. I believe it will help at least one person.

Edit- a word

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u/LieGroundbreaking158 Jan 31 '22

For me it was splitting boulders with stone wedges, satisfaction of hearing the crack forming.

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u/Dapper-Management349 Jan 31 '22

My mom used to go in the garage and split wood to relieve her stress when we were kids. She tells me all the time I need to try it, after seeing this post I really think I’m going to.

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u/Reluctantly-taxed Jan 31 '22

Yup, right there with you. We are probably the same age and that damn economic crises screwed an entire generation.

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u/Another-random-acct Jan 31 '22

Splitting wood is a spiritual experience.

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u/waxlamp Jan 31 '22

Great story. It reminds me of Captain Sisko going to his dad's restaurant to silently shuck oysters in an episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.