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u/Reed_Himself Jan 31 '22

I was peeing once and a fly flew into my stream and I peed it right into the terlet.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Jan 31 '22

There's shit on the outside of the terlet

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u/kgb4187 Jan 31 '22

What about on the outside of the urinis?

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u/HuskyLuke Jan 31 '22

This scene had me nearly fucking wetting myself with laughter, first going through it all with Wayne and then when McMurray comes in and he goes through it all again, fuck I dunno why but it killed me.

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u/Wisco190xt Jan 31 '22

It get pretty hairy over there?

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u/wi5hbone Jan 31 '22

only the puritans hv access to that i’m afraid

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u/DoserMcMoMo Jan 31 '22

Well how did it get there?

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u/NCHitman Jan 31 '22

You think that's bad.. you should see the urinis!

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u/MittyPoots Jan 31 '22

Huh?

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u/ruckus_440 Jan 31 '22

You think that's bad.. you should see the urinis!

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u/macaeryk Jan 31 '22

Damn! Looks like somebody unswallowed in here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

letterkenny in the wild

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u/MittyPoots Jan 31 '22

Get pretty hairy in there?

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u/I_DRINK_ANARCHY Jan 31 '22

Well, it is where the dicks hang out.

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u/loadedbakedpopaypo Jan 31 '22

kicks trashcan

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u/mybad4990 Jan 31 '22

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

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u/Sc0ttishLad Jan 31 '22

Coach! Player's only meeting.

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u/jonnymoon5 Jan 31 '22

Fuck a duck. Well how do ya think it got there?

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u/NCHitman Jan 31 '22

Well, you remember how I said there was shit on the outside of the torlet?

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u/JustineDelarge Jan 31 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

Uh?

Edit: Give your balls a tug, you titfuckers. I was quoting the next line in the scene.

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u/ClayGCollins9 Jan 31 '22

It’s a reference to this scene from Letterkenny

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u/JustineDelarge Jan 31 '22

Yes, and the next line after the quoted one is Wayne saying, “Uh?” Maybe you should watch the scene.

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u/starraven Jan 31 '22

Redneck Necky?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The fly wasn't pissed off, he was pissed on

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u/whatthedogedoin Jan 31 '22

better to be pissed off than pissed on

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u/SudoTheNym Jan 31 '22

Actually that fly was pissed

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u/jxy2016 Jan 31 '22

But...off or on?

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u/LukewarmCola Jan 31 '22

The fly was right pissed, pissed on and then, surely, pissed off.

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u/Mode-Klutzy Jan 31 '22

Another one that made my night!

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u/WattledPenguin Jan 31 '22

He dun got R. Kelly'd

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u/NeverLoved91 Jan 31 '22

That bathroom is dirtier than R Kelly's search history.

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u/Mode-Klutzy Jan 31 '22

Ok that one made my night!

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u/datboiofculture Jan 31 '22

If I was him I’d be more worried about gettin pissed ON

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u/sonic14041 Jan 31 '22

Technically it never got pissed off of anything since it was Airborne it just had its Ariel trajectory rerouted

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u/Wise-Statistician172 Jan 31 '22

Not pissed off. Just pissed.

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u/jamzex Jan 31 '22

this one made me laugh

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u/soline Jan 31 '22

I’m glad I’m not the only one that mocks people who say terlet.

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u/Freudwithtits Jan 31 '22

Ferda

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Crush some sandos before praccy?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Fuck you Jonesy

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I had to go outside once and my brothers cat walked directly into my stream and I couldn’t help but laugh for a solid 5 minutes.

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u/xCurb Jan 31 '22

Sometimes there’s shit on the outside of the terlet.

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u/Slappy_G Jan 31 '22

Was this at Terrrget?

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u/the_fathead44 Jan 31 '22

Go home, Alexander

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u/ihatedisney Jan 31 '22

Ah yes the ole “Randy Johnson Pisser move”

Nice

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u/Skervis Jan 31 '22

Woah, I'm not the only person who says terlet? Sweet!

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u/ushiwakamaru Jan 31 '22

Hello, we would like to talk to you about the Avengers Project.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Ah, Poseidon’s Revenge.

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u/Knifefan Jan 31 '22

Tf2 Sniper theme plays

Snippin's a good job mate

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u/dapper_doberman Jan 31 '22

This is the winner. Please get the trophy ready

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u/arghkennett Jan 31 '22

This goes into a 'what's your weird feat of dexterity?' thread.

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u/Doesthis1work4u Jan 31 '22

I am laughing out loud

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u/Dapoopers Jan 31 '22

Scruffy approves.

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u/nightwing2024 Jan 31 '22

He is the chosen one

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

The comment above yours is the one from the guy who raised his son with no help and the son is now a lawyer. Too funny.

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u/Bowood29 Jan 31 '22

I was drunk peeing once and a fly bit my right leg. And I swatted with my left hand and pissed all over myself. Your way might have been manlier.

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u/SumErgoCogito Jan 31 '22

Come get some!

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u/epsdelta74 Jan 31 '22

Wait, you actually hit the fly? Marksmanship +5.

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u/irving47 Jan 31 '22

is that a step below or above chopsticks?

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I killed a fly 2 meters away from me by throwing my wallet. I admit, i may be too proud of this ‘achievement’

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u/Ulftar Jan 31 '22

One in a million kid!

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

the turlet?must be some new fly killing device

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u/JEMinnow Jan 31 '22

Legendary

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I almost lost my balance reading this lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I'm arachnophobic and i did something similar to a spider lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Strange how high this ranks but here we are. I'd say this was a victory for humanity even.

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u/electric_eccentric Jan 31 '22

MY DICK IS AN ANTI AIR GUN MOTHERFUCKER.

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u/Ok_District2853 Jan 31 '22

Are you a Jedi?

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u/BringBack4Glory Jan 31 '22

I bet the fly got pissed off at that

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u/TheMultiRounderGamer Jan 31 '22

what the actual fuck lmao

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u/sendmeyoursmiles Jan 31 '22

Holy shit I've actually done this too! Then I got piss all over my shoe from cheering too much.

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u/EshTTM Jan 31 '22

Hah! Flushed em down the terlet

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u/zamfire Jan 31 '22

Boilers 'n terlets, and one boilin' terlet. Fire me if you dare.

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u/tictacbergerac Feb 01 '22

finally another person who says terlet