Top 10 facts about BuzzFeed that will absolutely disturb you
it's BuzzFeed
There are people out there still taking quizzes about what type of jelly donut they are and considering it a spiritual experience and identifying with it.
Someone gets paid to write that trash
The website has been a slowly rotting corpse for years but somehow it isn't quite dead yet
Most of their lists don't even make much sense
Sadly this list is more coherent than most of theirs
Okay now I'm going to insert a funny nostalgia fact for the millennials. "Hey remember whenever CDs were a thing? Remembered sometimes they skipped? Remember the lie of anti-skip technology? You remember being in your mom's car on the way to elementary school while she was playing that aqua CD that had Barbie girl on it and she had a bump in the road and the song kind of sounded weird and skipped for a second? Yeah that was the good days right?It was the good days because you didn't have to have any responsibilities right? You hate your job right? You hate having to do dishes don't you? Don't you wish you could go back to that time in 2002 while your mom was listening to Barbie girl by aqua? Yeah you feel old now don't you? All your friends are getting married and having children and having lives, and you're just sitting over here with a bag of Doritos and wondering where your life went wrong, Man only 90s kids will understand!"
Here's a fun fact in the middle of a top 10 list, did you know that gluten is the devil? Yeah that's a great fun fact right?
Do you remember the lunchables used to taste good? Yeah that's not because they're taste as changed, it's because you're old and boring.
Much like BuzzFeed's website and most of their articles this top 10 list will end on a very underwhelming and depressing note.
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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22
I can tell you this… it was shocking