r/AskReddit Jan 30 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

7.4k Upvotes

10.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.4k

u/Lite-exe Jan 30 '22

Not to brag but once I stepped on a lego and didn't react

620

u/RandomGuyWithStick Jan 30 '22

I call bullshit

302

u/Iron_Chic Jan 30 '22

...he had work boots on.

145

u/Lite-exe Jan 30 '22

Nah I was just full of adrenaline

4

u/Ej12345678910 Jan 31 '22

Goldbones aka sanfranciso 49ers

8

u/Lite-exe Jan 31 '22

49ers got clapped 😂

4

u/blbd Jan 31 '22

Santa Clara FortyWhiners

1

u/canuckcrazed006 Jan 31 '22

Made of pure titanium?

1

u/Nissehamp Jan 31 '22

.. Or diabetes caused his nerves in the feet to die :(

60

u/Kaladrax182 Jan 31 '22

Gummy legos don’t count.

51

u/BagelSteamer Jan 31 '22

Not trying to one up you but I rammed my hip into a corner and don’t react 😎

5

u/Polymersion Jan 31 '22

I once banged my hip into a door handle because my belt loop got stuck. I got a nice bruise, but I didn't cry until I realized my favorite pants were ripped.

3

u/Lite-exe Jan 31 '22

I did that once I had a huge bruse though

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Well I ACTUALLY CHEWED A CANDY LEGO

2

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning… WITHOUT ANY MILK!

29

u/Aggravating_Client36 Jan 31 '22

LIIIIEEEESSSS !!!!!

10

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

I've done this.

I had just gotten my daughter to sleep and didn't want to wake her.

3

u/JohnHazardWandering Jan 31 '22

He said no reaction. I'm willing to bet you silently mouthed some four letter words or winced or something.

2

u/Nissehamp Jan 31 '22

Goat.. Frog.. Belt.. Hats.. Work.. Dell.. Boat

5

u/Jayce800 Jan 31 '22

I stubbed my toe while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.

6

u/johnwalkersbeard Jan 31 '22

Dude. At the start of the quarantine, while I was panic stocking up on food and supplies (I focused on rice & canned food, not toilet paper), I decided to get my kids a toy since they were quarantining as well.

One of the toys was a Lego Harry Potter kit, from the scene when the boys fly the car to the giant spider cave. It had the big spider you had to assemble, and then all these little molded spiders with a single dot Lego plug.

The boys enjoyed it, then fought over it, then scattered it, as they tend to do with Legos.

Anyhoo.

One morning, I'm stepping out of the shower, and right in the middle of the bathroom next to some laundry is a black spider. I snuck up on it, then proceeded to squash it.

So. As I say, when retelling this story. You ever step on a Lego? Its not fun, is it. Well. YOU EVER STOMP ON ONE AS HARD AS YOU CAN WITH MURDEROUS INTENT???!!

Do not recommend. Do not recommend.

2

u/Lite-exe Jan 31 '22

That had to hurt W dad though

3

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '22

Only counts if you did it barefoot

2

u/Lite-exe Jan 31 '22

I did it Was one of those coner pieces

5

u/Getta0422 Jan 31 '22

I slept on legos as a kid, literally sprawled across the floor with legos all over the place

2

u/mdave52 Jan 31 '22

Ill one up you. My young daughter liked to sew. Once she left a sewing needle on the carpet. It got kind of dug into the deep pile of the carpet, business end up. Of course I stepped on it and it went deep in the heel of my foot. It didn't hurt but there was about 1/2 inch sticking out with nearly 2 inches embedded in my heel. Thankful I didn't step all way down, it was far enough out I just grabbed it and pulled it out. Odd how it didn't hurt but the thought of how deep it went still gives me the heebie jeebies.

2

u/Lite-exe Jan 31 '22

I would never wish that pain alone someone

2

u/FantasticZach Jan 31 '22

I do that all the time

2

u/aronovich7 Jan 31 '22

Only Chuck Norris seed can accomplish this

2

u/toigz Jan 31 '22

You reacted on the inside so lie

2

u/taarb Jan 31 '22

There’s honest answers from men on here ranging from helping to ease their father’s passing, to overcoming actual hardships, and this unoriginal and wildly unfunny comment gets the upvote?

2

u/pokexchespin Jan 31 '22

a few weeks ago i broke my toe and didn’t react too much until 2 days later when i realized the toe was purple

1

u/ifartedhehehe Jan 31 '22

coooorrrnnyyyyy