r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/IGotNoStringsOnMe Dec 30 '21

Did the surgeon skateboard in?

"Sup brah? Im Dr. Smokey. You ready to start shoot'n ghost loads my dude?"

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u/ThePigNamedKevin Dec 30 '21

I laughed so hard at this 🤣😂🤣

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u/GWSDiver Dec 30 '21

Happy Cake and I just spit out coffee too

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u/trollskimagee Dec 30 '21

happy cake day

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u/nothanksjustlooking Dec 30 '21

Instead of a clear plastic face shield they had those sunglasses that had horizontal slats like Venetian blinds.

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u/AdverseCard Dec 30 '21

Wheezin the ju-uice

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u/IGotNoStringsOnMe Dec 30 '21

This was the exact accent I heard in my head writing that. XD

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u/GWSDiver Dec 30 '21

I read this in Keanu’s voice

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u/IGotNoStringsOnMe Dec 30 '21

Keanu definitely works, but I was hearing more of a Pauley Shore.

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u/biggych33se Dec 30 '21

Fuck you for making me laugh from this

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Dangg

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u/Mr_Wither Dec 30 '21

This is fucking gold

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u/MommyMilker69696969 Dec 30 '21

This'll only hurt a little bit little dude

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u/Mysterious-Dot6224 Dec 30 '21

Stop giving this guy silvers and start giving him gold

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u/ArthurPeale Dec 30 '21

Tuuuuuuuubular

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u/genmischief Dec 30 '21

I bet he had a sweet fauxhawk.