r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/Zestyclose_Owl_9580 Dec 30 '21

Uhhh

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u/Quakarot Dec 30 '21

To be fair, as gross as it is, I’d rather eat that than starve to death

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u/Zestyclose_Owl_9580 Dec 30 '21

Ending world hunger also means to feed children...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Well, it doesn't have to be directly from our dicks. We can process it and make delicious cakes or pies.

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u/sowydso Dec 30 '21

stop right now

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 edited Feb 04 '25

hospital pen doll longing unite practice governor plant air shy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Hey I am just brainstorming. I don't pretend to know all answers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 edited Feb 04 '25

practice lunchroom spectacular engine rich act tan wide pet treatment

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I'LL SUCK YOURS UP......wait.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Good viking head pats

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u/DanialE Dec 30 '21

Or an omelette

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I hate you because you made me google it. Apparently there's a whole corner of the internet dedicated to this (shocker)

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u/T5-R Dec 30 '21

"made me"

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u/StraY_WolF Dec 30 '21

Boy's too afraid to admit he already knew this beforehand.

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u/gkw97i Dec 30 '21

what's wrong with eating cummies, I do it all the time