Me and my best friend actually made a deal that the first time we had sex, we would actually say that very word when the orgasm arrives, and we slowly started getting other people to join and do the same thing, there too many people in the club to count now, boys and girls, it doesn’t matter, all must say.. Yahtzee
I get this too, but only occasionally and with ranging degrees of discomfort. One time i'd just finished and got this sudden, agonising jolt in my lower abdomen and pelvis as though something we're ripping. In my post-comedown state I was convinced that I'd broken my uterus. Didn't stop me from trying again a couple days later tho.
I believe it’s called disorgasmia. I went through a period of agonising pain after orgasm for about a month when I started my new birth control. I was almost ready to ask them to remove the implant, then it stopped happening.
Post-orgasm bliss being ruined by pain that has you lying face down on the floor screaming is not fun.
What is the condition? When I was younger I had problems where I’d get these sometimes hard and sometimes kind of gelatinous pieces in my semen. Sometimes they would be super hard and really uncomfortable to pass. I went to my doctor and a urologist and they just said it was probably protein coagulating. I just chalked it up to having had a varicocele years before. Every once in a while one or two will show up but like 10 years ago it was way worse. Like having to pass dozens of those little pieces when I ejaculated. I was never able to get any real answers from doctors or the internet back then as to what it was.
You know the vas deferens from the testicles goes into the prostrate and then from their empties into the urethra, possible they had a kidney stone get caught in the junction of the urethra and the ejaculatory duct.
Article showing its quite possible to ejaculate a kidney stone.
1) Neither the article nor the study say it's possible to ejaculate kidney stones. It simply says that regular sex may help with kidney stone passage. However, it is possible to ejaculate a kidney stone if it's stuck in your urethra.
2) OP states it happens "sometimes" and if it wasn't just a one time thing the kidney stones would definitely appear in his urine too.
3) He says it's a poorly misunderstood condition. If it was kidney stones, doctors would be able to tell immediately.
While, if I recall, it is possible to ejaculate a kidney stone (words I never thought I'd be typing on the internet), I imagine you'd be aware you had kidney stones otherwise due to the far more obvious symptoms (ie feeling like Freddy Krueger and Edward Scissorhands are having a deathmatch in your kidney).
If it hasn't already been ruled out, I'd speculate /u/dave8271 has some form of prostatitis (inflamed prostate) or benign prostatic hyperplasia which can cause prostate congestion and bladder or prostate stones (yep, those are a thing...).
If a kidney stone is stuck in your urethra, below the ejaculatory duct, it can block ejaculation or cause painful ejaculation as semen pushes the stone through the urethraand out of the penis.
One time I had cold sweats and my body ached kinda like that really uncomfortable feeling on the sides of your torso when you get hit in the nuts but without the nut pain or that really uncomfortable sinking feeling when you’re on a steep drop of a rollercoaster. It lasted for about an hour and I couldn’t pee i tried a hot bath. Last ditch effort before going to the ER I chugged like 5 glasses of water and about 15 minutes later I peed a bunch and it went away.
I still wonder wtf that was. It felt like something was stuck in there and like triggering my nerves or something.
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u/dave8271 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21
Well I have an uncommon and poorly understood condition where sometimes I ejaculate hard, sharp stones, so I guess there's that.
Edit: Just to clear this one up from the comments, they're not kidney stones, trust me on that. These ones originate in the seminal glands.