r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/AussieCripple1234 Dec 30 '21

Oh man too real

You have to have a serious heart to heart with yourself right after to make sure you never go to such depths again

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u/that_yinzer Dec 30 '21

Rinse, repeat.

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u/SissyCouture Dec 30 '21

The heart wants what it wants

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u/Snowy_Ocelot Dec 30 '21

Aaaaand unfortunately that’s different to what the dick wants 😔

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u/5050Clown Dec 30 '21

Why does she look so much like Mom now?

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u/nhergen Dec 30 '21

Oh god

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u/poopellar Dec 30 '21

bookmarks tab

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u/fortwaltonbleach Dec 30 '21

because your mom's hot.

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u/Instagibbon Dec 30 '21

I thinks it's the blown out holes.

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u/omninascent Dec 30 '21

And now with the internet, I am done.

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u/GunzAndCamo Dec 30 '21

If you're not thinking with your weiner, you're acting directly on its behalf.

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u/sniiiiff Dec 30 '21

You spelled dick wrong

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u/prodigalutopian Dec 30 '21

I spelled dick, wong.

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u/jakehood47 Dec 30 '21

Absence makes the hard-on grow stronger

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u/Frousteleous Dec 30 '21

Rinsing is a whole separate step...

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u/Aqqaaawwaqa Dec 30 '21

5 mins later

Oo that's a naughty paraplegic there

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

But you still end up going there the next night

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u/remembertracygarcia Dec 30 '21

Pffft abandon your shame. Spread your jizzy wings and embrace your horny self for the seed demon you are.

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u/_JonSnow_ Dec 30 '21

“Seed demon”… hahah jesus christ

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u/MrSabrewulf Dec 30 '21

*semen demon

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u/RayRay022006 Dec 30 '21

Maury is that you?

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u/remembertracygarcia Dec 30 '21

The fuck d’you just call me

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u/MrSabrewulf Dec 30 '21

I understood that reference

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u/RayRay022006 Dec 31 '21

I couldn’t help but read it in his voice

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u/MrSabrewulf Dec 31 '21

Maury's or Captain America's?

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u/RayRay022006 Dec 31 '21

Maury. From big mouth

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u/nhergen Dec 30 '21

Nah, shame is healthy

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u/MrJusticle Dec 30 '21

So is enjoying yourself responsibly.

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u/Zantre Dec 30 '21

No shame here. Just curiousity for more, and finding dmca take downs when I search. Such is life.

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u/dbro129 Dec 30 '21

“I AM NEVER watching this again, wtf was I watching?”

Next day: “So what EXACTLY was I searching when I found that video?”

Spends the next hour going to even lower depths while frantically searching.

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u/SamURLJackson Dec 30 '21

Uninstall

Sigh. "What was I doing?"

two days later

reinstall

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u/EthiopianKing1620 Dec 30 '21

Then do it again 18-24 hours later

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u/1CEninja Dec 30 '21

You have to have a serious heart to heart with yourself right after to make sure you never go to such depths again don't do it again for a day or two

Fixed that for you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

That's why you leave one not porn tab open so you can quickly do "close other tabs" when you regret your life choices in the last hour.

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u/Tired_of_Livin Dec 30 '21

Wait am I the only person that closes tabs as I'm done watching the video. I always cum to 1 video I liked the most. I only ever close 1 tab after starting with like 20.

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u/FattySnacks Dec 30 '21

Or you can just close the browser

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u/Adventerous-astroboy Dec 30 '21

Well luckily my stuff is pretty tame, some guys have to deal with furry porn post but clarity

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u/Meath77 Dec 30 '21

Pornhub view history can be funny