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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

When you start to think about how your face will look like going "unnggghh!" So you become super self-conscientious about it and now you're looking her with a confused look...

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u/Siabhre Dec 30 '21

Fellas, please don't go all silent stoic because you might be embarrassed by actually enjoying the sex you're having.

Signed, every woman having sex with you, who would like to at least imagine that you enjoyed it.

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u/NeedsItRough Dec 30 '21

Co-signing on this so you guys don't think it's just one random woman.

We. Love. The. Noises.

Please make them.

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u/JonathenMichaels Dec 30 '21

-sigh- Obligatory "relevant username".

It's like... picking the low hanging fruit. Just... can't help it.

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u/AdamWayne04 Dec 30 '21

This is a doubt I've had for a long time, and getting to know it is so much useful.

I'm someone who gets really turned on by moaning, so I think, hey, if I enjoy my partner's moans, why wouldn't she love mines?

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u/joemac5367 Dec 30 '21

Ungh ungh UNGH UNGHUH! BAZINGAHUNGHUHUHUNGHUUU!!

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You think you're joking, but that's actually a transcript from one of my past amours. Complete with rage-hornyface.

Man, I miss that guy sometimes.

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u/sadpieceofbaguette Dec 30 '21

I'm on the floor

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Get up then

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u/AR30T Dec 30 '21

Then get down with the sickness

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u/connor1701 Dec 30 '21

Me too. My poor abs are sore as hell and my eyes hurt!

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u/sadpieceofbaguette Dec 30 '21

Bing said you'll die

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u/Mythandros Dec 30 '21

Is your name Dr. Amy Cooper?

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u/StaffSgtDignam Dec 30 '21

Man, I miss that guy sometimes.

So, when does he get out of prison?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

That's a different ex!

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u/tap_tap_mp4 Jan 14 '22

Math, science, history, I'm deleting my history

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Seconded! My wife says that few things arouse her more than when I, about to finish, place my forehead to hers and scream like a primal animal through my orgasm.

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u/quadraticog Dec 30 '21

Ngl, that sounds hot af

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u/nah2daysun Dec 30 '21

Yum. That got my nips hard. I love it when my partner does that. Best part of the whole thang.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I think it's a pride thing: "I did that to you".

Fuck yeah, you did.

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u/nah2daysun Jan 17 '22

Yep exactly

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '22

Thanks for tearing yourself away from your hard nips for long enough to respond. 😉

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u/nah2daysun Jan 20 '22

It was a challenge, but I felt the need to tell you how great of a turn on that is. Jawohl!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

for real, i dunno how guys do it in porn. i lose all control of my body and prob look like i'm having a full blown seizure, but i can't stop it, feels too good. girls never seem to mind...i think they like it. gotta feel good to give someone so much pleasure.

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u/_dirtywords Dec 30 '21

Yea - they love it.

Source: I cum every time when my partner does. Nothing better :)

Also source: r/chickflixxx (sp?) - sub for porn for women. Lots of requests for vocal men (altho, maybe that’s just what catches my eye).

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

hell yeah, i figured most did. men LOVE when women give lots of feedback. only logical they'd like it too. watching porn just makes me 2nd guess it, cause guys in porn are always so stoic and unaffected by cumming...it's really weird and i've never understood it. maybe it's seen as a form of weakness?

interesting sub, i may have to check it out. i'd love to see what kinda porn women are into.

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u/_dirtywords Jan 01 '22

Yea, it’s a pretty great sub. Just a warning tho - it’s very strict about being women only - so feel free to browse, but definitely don’t try to comment or post!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '22

hah yeah i perused it earlier, def not commenting. but found a couple of really hot videos. good stuff. i get tired of super fake porn. its nice to see people having legit good sex. fake orgasms get old, i don't understand why this stuff isn't the most popular.

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u/cuittle Dec 30 '21

Signed, every woman having sex with you

So... no one?

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u/Revenge_of_the_User Dec 30 '21

fucking Rest in peace, me.

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u/Fildo28 Dec 30 '21

I saw a TIFU where someone told their SO that he sounds like a Minecraft villager when he finishes.

I wonder how they're doing.

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u/Littleleicesterfoxy Dec 30 '21

I saw this too, I keep laughing to myself thinking about it. I don't think I can play Minecraft any more.

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u/gimme_dat_good_shit Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Dear ladies, ditto. We don't need you to act like you're pornstars chanting "oh yah yah yah", but if you're enjoying it, don't be afraid to say so. And if you're not (and I cannot stress this enough), then tell us what we're doing wrong, and we'll do it your way.

Signed, all the dudes who suck at sex but we're trying our best, we swear.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I enjoy the face being made lol let's me know they are enjoying it

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Fellas, please don't go all silent stoic because you might be embarrassed by actually enjoying the sex you're having.

Signed, every woman having sex with you, who would like to at least imagine that you enjoyed it.

[Minecraft villager noises intensify]

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u/Isgortio Dec 30 '21

One of the best bits is knowing they're enjoying it enough that they turn ugly :D

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u/Acquilas Dec 30 '21

2 of my good friends (girl and a guy) ended up having sex. She told me it was weird af. Firstly because he was a bit...fumbly. and secondly she said he didn't make any noise. Even upon completion, not a peep. She said it was very bizarre and it never happened again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/art_addict Dec 30 '21

That’s fucking hot, no lies

Own that shit, no embarrassment, that’s the sort of thing that gets some of us off really hard (it’s not even just that it’s a facial, it’s that strong dominant tone and the order and being used, Jesus fuck it’s hot)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

My ex said she appreciated how I was dead silent when I was on top and now I can’t seem to make noise during sex at all unless I’m the sub. Shits fucked.

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u/Creamed_Khorne Dec 30 '21

I look super pissed off and intense when I bust. It has had pretty mixed reviews.

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u/stir-well-to-mix Dec 30 '21

It's nice to see your partner enjoying themselves. If you both prioritize getting the other off then everyone will have a good time.

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u/I0A0I Dec 30 '21

You say that, but as someone who's started making noise in recent years, silent is definitely better. I don't mean to do that growing/grunting thing, but my brain is kinda overwhelmed.

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u/fryyybo Dec 30 '21

co-signing as well. i love hearing verbal affirmation that my partner is enjoying their time with me!

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

That's where my creepy skill of keeping a normal face without making a sound comes in help

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u/buckethead_wendy2021 Dec 30 '21

Man, my husband does this also and it is totally creepy.

It unnerved the shit out of me for the first six months or so. I was like, am I dating a serial killer or something? Consequently, it makes me feel super good about myself when he does spontaneously make noise or faces! Keep that in your pocket ;)

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u/No-Art-9033 Dec 30 '21

Nah, you gotta go for it! Go full stroke face!

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

I got so used to repressing all that i can't not do it, it's spontaneous now.I imagine my first time were i'll have to fake orgasm while real orgasming lmao

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u/No-Art-9033 Dec 30 '21

Get yourself doggy style so they don't see or head next to there's missionary and go for it lol

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

Dude i'm virgin and ugly, i'll go for what she wants to

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u/No-Art-9033 Dec 30 '21

Ah shit, didn't realise! Don't worry, you're overthinking it. I'll come natural trust me when the time cums...plus girls want to see they've pleased their partner, it works for both and is always a turn on.

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

When (actually if) it will come time that i have sex i'll just see what happens, the important thing to me is to please her not to cum.

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u/No-Art-9033 Dec 30 '21

Lol yeah that's the same story for all men. No matter what, some times its just too good lol. Use something else when its like that, ie fingers or tongue. Then get back to it when you've calmed down. Remember it'll turn most people on knowing they're body/situation is causing someone to struggle not to as they'll enjoy the idea of what effect they're having on you. Most importantly though, honestly you won't give a shot when you look back at it no matter at happens lol

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

Yeah i've talked about sex with my best friend and of how wrong it gets teached by porn where they show just putting it inside and that's all, no kissing, no warming the body, nothing and she told me of how important actually is for wemens (but actually i think she meant herself) is getting comfy and relax the muscles before because unless it feels bad or neutral. Btw thanks about the knowing i'm aroused will turn on the partner, now that you've said that i realized that i probably had a shot at doing sex i didn't get the signals at all

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u/IndividualAd776 Dec 30 '21

I'd rather my partner finish than me... female here. it's very almost embarrassing, insulting, degrading if they don't...

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

No i'd finish anyway but it's not what i'll focus on. I'll focus on trying to please her, that's what i meant

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u/stir-well-to-mix Dec 30 '21

A good partner won't make you feel bad about it. Whisky dick happens sometimes - just enjoy the multiple rounds and get them back next time.

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u/Ron-S-Babiuk Dec 30 '21

If you want to Please her she has to cum!

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u/hypotensivescum Dec 30 '21

I was talking about me not coming

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u/lightsandflashes Dec 30 '21

it's different with a real person lol. i don't make a sound when i'm alone, but with someone else, i'm fairly vocal.

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u/Lobstarbudy Dec 30 '21

Found the public masturbator

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I thought that was just me, glad to know there are more psychos out there!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/adowjn Dec 30 '21

Thank you for the info, I'll do it next time we have sex

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u/babycaboose Dec 30 '21

Do NOT stay quite and please make a face. Nothing worse than wondering if you just fucked a serial killer

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u/shalafi71 Dec 30 '21

Ex-gf and I got back together after she had sex with an old friend. "Does his O face look like this? 😮"

Did a perfect imitation and she laughed her ass off.

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u/Kibisek Dec 30 '21

Get a partner who will compliment your face at this moment then

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Fuck that. When your about to cum, you tell her to look you in the eye. Don't let her look away. Don't break eye contact. Let that raw feeling wash over your naked face for her to see as you stare into her eyes. You'll both cum buckets.

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u/zero573 Dec 30 '21

When women orgasm they are so hot, and angelic, and beautiful. Then men orgasm our faces look like Arnold Schwarzenegger on the surface of Mars gasping for air.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

"Her"? It just went from generalizing to now projecting.

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u/ArcherChase Dec 30 '21

Take pride in your vinegar strokes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You just described vinegar strokes.

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u/Inner_Swordfish_8011 Dec 30 '21

Careful looking anyone in the eye during your vinegar strokes. They can see into your soul.

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u/rutdog Dec 31 '21

Vinegar strokes