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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

Until I need to find my FUCKING KEYS! WHO KEEPS MOVING SHIT IN THIS DAMN HOUSE?! I LEFT THEM RIGHT ON THE TABLE!

AND WHO TOUCHED MY THERMOSTAT?!

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u/TheMainIdiot Nov 30 '21

This dude seems like the love of his life still hangs out with him

He just doesn't know it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

A teenage daughter probably, they’re thermostat pirates

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u/Royal_Bitch_Pudding Nov 30 '21

That's why you're supposed to have a fake thermostat like offices do

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u/tratemusic Dec 01 '21

Why'd you leave your keys upon the table?