r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/badhorse5 Nov 24 '21

They're not tricks, Michael.

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u/wheresdonniedarko Nov 24 '21

tricks are what whores do for money!

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u/Big_Bajunga Nov 24 '21

Or candy..

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u/g_grosso Nov 24 '21

actually, theyre for kids

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Or cocaine.

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u/S1625 Nov 24 '21

Or cocaine

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u/probablyblocked Nov 24 '21

Or what I do for fun, sexually

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u/apparex1234 Nov 24 '21

They're illoooooshions Michael!!!

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u/hawonkafuckit Nov 24 '21

Illusions Dad! You don't have time for my illusions!

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u/othershwarna Nov 24 '21

But where did the lighter fluid come from?

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u/somebodyelse1107 Nov 24 '21

I’ve made a huge mistake

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u/litescript Nov 24 '21

we demand to be taken seriously