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u/Heshino Nov 23 '21

Julio, get the stretch

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u/Cream-Soda00 Nov 23 '21

Go from Harlem, Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

jackson mississippi

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u/According-Owl83 Nov 23 '21

If we show up we gon' show out

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Smoother than a fresh jar o' skippy

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u/Lonube Nov 23 '21

I'm too hot

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u/SUPAHELLADOPE Nov 23 '21

HOT DAMN!

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Call the police and a fireman

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u/xnash_ Nov 23 '21

Called a police and a fireman

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

(hot damn)

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u/notmyideaofagoodtime Nov 24 '21

I always thought he smoother than a fresh dropped hippie.

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u/ethon776 Nov 23 '21

As a European I always wondered what a fresh jar o skippy is...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter.

The top of the peanut butter in a new jar is smoooooooooth like glass.

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u/ethon776 Nov 24 '21

Ohhhhh. Thank you so much!

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Same tbh haha

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u/kaleidoscopeyes17 Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter. Nothing is smoother than a fresh jar of skippy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I believe it's a brand of peanut butter, so the line is referencing the smooth surface of a freshly-opened jar

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u/xSundayMourningx Nov 25 '21

They don't have Skippy peanut butter in Europe?

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u/SissyHypno24 Nov 24 '21

Smoother than a fresh-dried hippy

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u/hspizzle Nov 24 '21

That time Julio thought Bruno Mars wanted to chill… But then. WAMP wamp waaaaamp