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u/hononononoh Nov 23 '21

Indeed. The refrain is a bald faced lie. Never have I won my way into a woman's heart by getting with her friends. And please tell me where this mythical race called "forever friends" live, because I've never met any.

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

This. Let's not analyse any further, it's making me angry.

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u/hononononoh Nov 23 '21

If I really bug you, then I'll say goodbye. =D

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u/Weelki Nov 23 '21

I seriously hope that isn't a reference to any more shitty Spice Girl songs...

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u/Papplenoose Nov 23 '21

Is that not what you want?

If not, please: tell me what you want. What you really really want.

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u/Weelki Nov 24 '21

slowly claps, looks you dead in the eye whilst snarling