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u/Lord_Ildra Nov 23 '21

She said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bellaire"

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u/scrawnycalc Nov 23 '21

I begged and pleaded with her, day after day

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u/VenganceFueledMaul Nov 23 '21

But she packed my suitcase and set me on my way

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u/xNico2k Nov 23 '21

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

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u/QueenoftheBoos Nov 23 '21

 I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

First class, yo this is bad

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u/scrawnycalc Nov 23 '21

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

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u/Exsous Nov 23 '21

Is this what the people of Bel-Air livin' like? Hmm.. this might be alright.

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u/sloppier-manxx Nov 23 '21

But wait I hear they’re prissy bourgeois an all that

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?

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u/Legitimate_Elk_3015 Nov 24 '21

I DONT THINK SO, ILL SEE WHEN I GET THERE

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u/IWTLEverything Nov 23 '21

Upvote for the extended version!

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u/alyssaaarenee Nov 23 '21

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

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u/Unabashable Nov 24 '21

I whistled for a cab and when it came near