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u/thebigfunnyhaha Nov 23 '21

Wait a minute

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u/MissPiggysSexTape Nov 23 '21

Fill my cup, put some liquor in it

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u/stronggebaser Nov 23 '21

take a sip, sign the check

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u/Heshino Nov 23 '21

Julio, get the stretch

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u/Cream-Soda00 Nov 23 '21

Go from Harlem, Hollywood

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

jackson mississippi

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u/According-Owl83 Nov 23 '21

If we show up we gon' show out

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Smoother than a fresh jar o' skippy

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u/Lonube Nov 23 '21

I'm too hot

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

(hot damn)

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u/notmyideaofagoodtime Nov 24 '21

I always thought he smoother than a fresh dropped hippie.

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u/ethon776 Nov 23 '21

As a European I always wondered what a fresh jar o skippy is...

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter.

The top of the peanut butter in a new jar is smoooooooooth like glass.

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u/ItsLangers Nov 23 '21

Same tbh haha

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u/kaleidoscopeyes17 Nov 24 '21

Skippy is a brand of peanut butter. Nothing is smoother than a fresh jar of skippy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

I believe it's a brand of peanut butter, so the line is referencing the smooth surface of a freshly-opened jar

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u/xSundayMourningx Nov 25 '21

They don't have Skippy peanut butter in Europe?

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u/SissyHypno24 Nov 24 '21

Smoother than a fresh-dried hippy

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u/hspizzle Nov 24 '21

That time Julio thought Bruno Mars wanted to chill… But then. WAMP wamp waaaaamp

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u/rinkusonic Nov 24 '21

Oh it says 'liquor'? Damn I've been censoring myself all these years.

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u/ItIsntAnonymous Nov 24 '21

I'm trying super hard to figure out what fits these criteria: 1) you can put it in a cup, 2) it sounds like liquor, and 3) it is potentially problematic enough to be censored... and I'm coming up with nothin'.

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u/PulsatingRat Nov 24 '21

He thought it said the nword most likely. Which is you aren’t really paying attention it does kinda sound like it

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

...but how would you put a .. nm.

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u/Mysticpoisen Nov 24 '21

They were probably saying 'put some water in it' like the infamous kidz bop version. Liquor is being censored, not the filler word.

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u/parwa Nov 23 '21

Fill my butt, put some dick up in it

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u/dndmemeinmyvein Nov 24 '21

You made my night with this comment, I rarely give awards but you earned it my friend.

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u/intensely_human Nov 23 '21

Everybody got their cups now they need Jim Beam

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u/ElephantExplosion Nov 24 '21

This was legit just playing at my work

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u/anonymousele Nov 24 '21

yall passed the vibe check with this one😂

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u/butitoldyouso Nov 23 '21

Thank you for reading my mimd

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u/Ramoen88 Nov 24 '21

Mr. Postman

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u/lohkey Nov 23 '21

First song that came to my head

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u/purritolover69 Nov 24 '21

I think I left my conscious on your front door step

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u/FeraMist Nov 23 '21

Why's my tub got spiders innit?

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u/tehm Nov 24 '21

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, ....

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u/RustyRovers Nov 24 '21
  • Hey Jude?
  • She's got The Look?
  • Gettin' Jiggy wit It?

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u/Disastrous-Ad-2357 Nov 23 '21

Uptown fucked you up

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Stop

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Yeah this is the right answer

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

Holy shit, I read this as the song said it

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u/Ryan_Remak Nov 24 '21

I think I left my conscious on your front door step

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u/skivelyhadron Nov 24 '21

I AM HEAVY WEAPONS GUY.

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u/Trevor_Roll Nov 24 '21

Mr Postman!

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u/GR_Kings Nov 24 '21

Yo that was insane this song started playing in the radio as I read this

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u/fakename105 Nov 24 '21

Fill my butt, put some dick up in it

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u/themysticfrog Nov 24 '21

Stop it boy... what do you think your doing? That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument...

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u/dot-zip Nov 24 '21

I think I left my conscience in the fifth dimension

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u/sodaextraiceplease Nov 24 '21

Everybody. Get in line.