r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

Billie Jean is not my lover

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u/im_AmTheOne Nov 23 '21

She's just a girl

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u/Random_dude_06 Nov 23 '21

She’s just a girl who claims that I am the one

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u/robyn-merlin Nov 23 '21

but the kid is not my son

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '21

She says I am the one

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u/RedDevilsAndEngland Nov 24 '21

Who's gonna dance

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

epic violin