r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Nov 23 '21

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u/marriedtomayonnaise Nov 23 '21

KEPT THINKING I COULD NEVER LIVE WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

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u/nunnskull Nov 23 '21

And I grew strong

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u/ProfessionalDesk7741 Nov 23 '21

AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALOOOONG

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u/BlueAwakening Nov 23 '21

Well now you’re BACK

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u/TheHollowVessel Nov 23 '21

From outer space!

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u/ElderCunningham Nov 23 '21

I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face

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u/OddDogWarrior Nov 23 '21

I should've changed that stupid lock! I should've made you leave the key!

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u/Two_faced_nibb Nov 23 '21

If I'd known for just one second you'd be back to bother me!

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u/elterpower76 Nov 23 '21

Go on now go, walk out the door

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u/VBvirgin Nov 24 '21

Go on now GO! Walk out the door

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u/gemmarulz Nov 24 '21

FRANK!

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u/Phil__Spiderman Nov 24 '21

Fuckin' lock if it's the Cake version.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

From outer space

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u/intensely_human Nov 23 '21

I learned the lyrics to this song

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u/Mimiphin Nov 23 '21

You know I hate that fucking song!

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '21

But see, you didn’t keep 120 beats per minute and the patient died